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"The guy who got angry at moreos" 42 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
I guess so but there's also milky cream inside and the Oreo pieces are rectangular. So it's like a big Oreo coated with chocolate, I suppose.
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"The guy who got angry at moreos" 42 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
Just a reminder that in Central Europe we have Oreo flavoured chocolate and it tastes like the heavens.
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World's smallest sand castle- etched on a single grain of sand 11 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees Hogwarts.
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He Really Does 9 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
Oh it's okay, I think I might have a downvote stalker on my back. All my latest neutral comments (=those that didn't get upvoted a lot) are downvoted, so it might just be a vengeful guest.
And yeah, Jon Lajoie is indeed awesome.
He Really Does 9 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
Guns don't kill people,
Nuh-uh.
I kill people
*click, click*
With guns.
Pow.
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The real definition of the friendzone 10 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
It's a possibility, although I can't imagine anyone to be naïve enough to still believe that what happens on TV should happen in real life.
Agreed. When people go only after "love", the spark wears off after some time. I think friendship plus attraction is the real love.
(Doesn't change the fact that I'm ultimately forever alone, but I can dream, can't I?)
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I'm not judging 6 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here?
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The real definition of the friendzone 10 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
I don't know, dude, to me it feels like she's deciding whether or not he's "boyfriend material", and there is nothing shallow about that. He took her on a few dates which is very nice of him, and yes, if she made him pay for everything she's a bitch, but maybe they just went out together, he paid for himself and she paid for herself, and she is just deciding whether she likes him that way or not. She doesn't owe him anything for taking her out, maybe just the money she let him pay, if we really want to dig into this "social justice" thing.
It feels to me that unless we have the entire conversation instead of just bits and pieces of it, we can't really judge. Although I agree that women who lead men on thinking they have a chance so they can receive gifts are indeed shallow bitches.
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Following the first month of a long eared cat 148 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
I don't even like rabbit meat that much so I'd probably just keep it as a pet.
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Truuuu 14 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
I don't have any "drugs and rave" kind of music but a half of my music makes me want to punch the nearest person in the face and the other makes me want to hug and cuddle them.
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Mainly with real couples though 143 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
Haha, good one, but we were talking about Sandor Clegane and Sansa Stark from ASOIAF/GoT.
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*drops mic* 18 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
That's why I ignored him/her and replied straight to your previous comment. Guests tend to voice their opinions in less polite ways since they don't have to worry about people going against a specific name.
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Best dad ever 7 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
"A few months ago I was on my period". How often do you get periods, hun? Your hormones okay?
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BANANAS 5 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
Found the feminazi.
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*drops mic* 18 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
I know what you said. But you said God is real in this specific context, which as I understood hinted that the explanation for the lions' behaviour is some higher power, and not the instincts I just talked about. These two things are a bit contradictory in this situation.
PS: poor mic.
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Gaygent 007 15 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
When people assume you're gay because you support gay rights, you be like "I'm str8 m8 I just don't h8"
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*drops mic* 18 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
In my opinion it's all paternal (or maternal, dunno if there were any lionesses as well) instinct. The lions saw that the girl is not a grown member of its species (in other words a child, or a "cub"), that she is crying for help and in fear, and that she is being seriously threatened by a member of its own species, so they helped. Less evolved animals would not be capable of such an act, but most mammals have these instincts, since we've evolved further.
Darwinism is real *picks up mic because dropping it is rude and may damage it*
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Jon Snow pepsi 2 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
The title though.
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The feeling tho 28 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
*claps*
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The feeling tho 28 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
Well, if you put a dot in the middle or something similar as what I did, maybe I'll be able to answer your question.
The feeling tho 28 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
Funsubstance has such an incredible "totally non-hate" policy that it changes names of other websites such as 9.gag or Funny.Junk to "where", which is what it did to your comment, thus I can't really answer your question. Why do they do it, I don't know. But I bet it's totally not hate or jealousy or anything, noooo.
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Kanye West at his Kanye best. 18 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
Honestly, if I saw them I'd probably pretend I have no idea who they are. These people live on attention, whether it's positive or negative. The best thing to do to get rid of "famous for being famous" people is to stop giving a shit about them and appreciate people with actual talent and skills.
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The feeling tho 28 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
Aww, I wish someone stared at me like that. The cutest thing ever is when you look at someone and they panic and blush and pretend they weren't looking. Not that it ever happened to me, I just saw it in a movie.
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Every picture 42 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
Not really, I think we just sorted it out.
Shove your K and have my D 11 comments
ewqua · 9 years ago
Cool cool