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You're gonna go far, kid 27 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
You're not my baby, guy.
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Cold water vs hot water showers 13 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
I do both of these, kind of. I shower with hot water but then turn it to ice cold for a few seconds. It makes me feel very clean and nice, plus I'm not cold when I get out of the shower cause my skin is covered in cold water while my body's still warmed up from the hot water.
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So what? My feet are warm 5 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Oh look at those footsies!
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Umm, no 9 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
That's actually a hilarious comeback. I don't understand why someone downvoted you, I think you're totally right.
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Umm, no 9 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Wow, somebody's full of herself.
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awww so romantic <3 8 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
I mean, if you think about it, "I miss you" is the same as "You are missing from me". But it is true that in French the subject is "you" instead of "me" as it's "tu me manque", but I think it's essentially the same thing.
Omg 65 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Um...yeah. How awkward is it that the one I was thinking about is the one you're kinda bromancing?
Awwwe ♡ 12 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Not as much as with humans who we mate with, but we still keep cats (or dogs for that matter) as companions and I think it does apply here as well, even though not as strongly as with humans.
Awwwe ♡ 12 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Agreed, thethirdi. I don't think it looks cute at all and see no reason why would a thing with a genetic disease seem cute since we're naturally programmed to be repulsed by them in both animals and humans, for a "cleaner" gene pool. I feel pity for the cat, yes, but I don't think it looks cute.
Haha topical 8 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
True.
Why english is hard 11 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Or any Slavic language.
Omg 65 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
I would sell my soul for that.
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Why english is hard 11 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Irregular forms are literally in every language ever invented because a lot of things would sound weird if they were spelled regularly.
English is literally one of the easiest languages ever.
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Haha topical 8 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
There actually is a day that tells girls/women to send nudes?
How deep have we come...
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Oh no, my poor childhood memories 15 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
>shows/games invented by people aren't real
*mind blown*
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Dear Lord he did everything 7 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
You could say he... got Schwifty.
Wubba lubba dub dub!
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Make your resume stand out 11 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
No, it looks like an annoying ad. And very unprofessional.
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Bingo and Chill 7 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
*crosses number out seductively*
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Seriously though. I don't think I've ever met anyone who likes pumpkin spice lattes. 23 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Idk man pumpkin soup is pretty disgusting imo.
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The first roll 8 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Literally my social life.
No wonder I'm in love with food.
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The more I look at it the harder I laugh !! 8 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Jason's just like "Look at him. Look at him and laugh."
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Candy corn 45 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
And then there's the non-american part of the population that has no idea what candy corn is.
I had to google it to know what it is, and it looks kinda tasty, but I never had it so I dunno.
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Only assholes insult their kids (reupload) 14 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
I know exactly how you feel, fangirl_life. My dad behaves as if he was a woman on her period, only not just for a week at a time, but constantly. According to him, I'm always doing something wrong or inefficiently or too slowly and he doesn't realise that yelling at a person will:
a) not make them speed things up, on the contrary the stress will make them panic and most likely mess something up
b) ruin their self esteem and sense of responsibility.
Some people just don't get that.
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As a paramedic I'd like to know 7 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Get drunk -> do something dumb -> pass out from either pain caused by doing said dumb thing or alcohol -> someone takes passed out you to the hospital -> intoxication fades -> wake up -> see a nurse.
At least that's how I understood it, although you have a point that the intoxicated person doesn't always pass out and so they'd also see the ambulance medics.
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Harry and Merlin 15 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Molto bene!
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