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This is the law 20 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Kafka mentioned, swell with national pride.
Also, that's fucking retarded. How can you consider him an adult and a minor at the same time?
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Google over the years 22 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
2013-15 is the best one imo, it's minimalistic but still kind of fancy, I'm not a big fan of the new font. But hey, it's still the best search engine, so who am I to judge?
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A hot girl fell and slammed her face on my back. Is she hitting on me? 15 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
I wonder how hot she'd be without that much makeup
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eyeliner so sharp right now 13 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
I actually worked out this summer and got kinda hot.
A few guys hit on me now. Even a band member which is incredible.
Just put them all on one page! 6 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
They usually have an option to display all on one page, unless it's one of those clickbait articles which hardly ever provide any insight anyway.
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And- why didnt he drink liquid luck and go kill voldemort? What a dumbass 9 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Yeah, I know. But that means that this kind of "test" doesn't really exist for other kids, which means that for them there's one less way to prove themselves.
And- why didnt he drink liquid luck and go kill voldemort? What a dumbass 9 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
That makes no sense. Not all kids get a huge shitstorm of letters. Most kids just receive letters by an owl. Harry was special because the Dursleys didn't let the letters in.
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F**ked 30 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
I look better without it. *cries in Spanish*
BOW DOWN BISHES 2 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Fuck the city. Fuck the king.
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For real 16 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
It's also my birthday that day!
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Best way to hide ugly tv cables 9 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Now it's even uglier
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Pig USB hub 3 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Yeah, that makes sense.
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Baba yaga 10 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
I would go on a murder rampage if anyone hurt my dog.
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It doesn't contain chocolate solids (aka Cocoa powder) 18 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
White chocolate is made out of cocoa butter. "Cocoa" butter obviously hints that it's made out of cocoa as well as any other chocolate. And while it doesn't have the other stuff, it's made from the same plant and I see no reason why wouldn't it be chocolate. That's like calling fruit tea "not tea" or something.
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Pig USB hub 3 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
How does that even work? One of the piglets clearly has an internal connector, not external.
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When the cocaine wears off 19 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
The 90's were so cringefully colorful in general, it's not just this place.
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50 keeping it real 7 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Hells yeah! The closest to a dragon we'll ever get.
50 keeping it real 7 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Oh yeah, I like Allosaurus too! But my favourite is Carnataurus.
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Laughed way harder than I should have 18 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
http://i55.tinypic.com/s2zl8j.jpg
Hah, yeah. I really wish we could post reaction pics in comments here, like on fj.
Wait. We learned this!!!!??? 6 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
In some subjects I'm Hermione, in some Harry. There is no inbetween, I'm literally never Ron. I either know it or am lost.
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Laughed way harder than I should have 18 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
No, I was being sarcastic.
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PSA: Please don't be Rob Lowe tonight 5 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
I used to hate raisins when I was a kid but they're actually quite tasty! Except when they're in pastry, that's gross cause they get all soaked and mushy and weird.
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Star wars Before/now 4 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
I'll never forgive him for raping Indiana Jones.
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Laughed way harder than I should have 18 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Wasn't Jesus kind of against violence?
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Poor Fred has no idea 4 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Didn't they write the definition inspired by this episode?
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