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My kind of game 59 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Dishonored bad ending?
Although you're kind of the "villain" all along, albeit wrongfully accused.
Don't be a Dumbass 21 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Wasn't a guy charged with distributing child pornography when they found his own nudes on his phone?
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Aand now I'm hungry 10 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Yes please.
Titanic by pros 37 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
^^exactly.
My life in a nutshell 5 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
I always watch series/anime on my tablet to help me fall asleep. Does that count?
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I'm pretty sure it was just because he was short... but it's still funny either way 31 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
If you call that a fight, I prefer the term "discussion". It sounds less brutish.
Churches have rivalries 13 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Maybe, but we don't know that.
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savage af 5 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
I do this to people all the time. I'm just so clumsy. It's the worst too because when you're for example in a crowded school hallway it's hard not to do this because people are constantly pushing you from all sides in an effort to get to class.
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Futurama nativity scene in Curicó, Chile 4 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Bender the angel of Booze.
WHY. 8 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Meth. Not even once.
I'm surprised so few people question my titles 17 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Telltale Games "anon will remember this"
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Plastic surgery 3 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Oooooh, burn.
Frikken spot on.
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Churches have rivalries 13 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
It would be even funnier if they were both guys.
Girls going out 3 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
This is why I don't wear makeup. Also because my skin is really bad and it would only clog my pores.
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Sad stuff 18 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Whoever took these pictures, whoever put them in this article, and whoever let this get posted all deserve a slap across a face with a chair made out of concrete with spikes. Repeatedly.
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A building shaped like crystals 7 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Draenei from WoW anyone?
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No offense French people 16 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
That's why I love Belgians who just decided to go "fuck it" and started saying "septante" for seventy and "nonante" for ninety.
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So there's this... 15 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
So true. Me and my best friends are just totally okay with holding hands while watching LOTR because of how cute Aragorn is, fixing each other's swimsuit when it gets tangled etc etc. It's more ok for girls than for guys I guess, but then again it's not always without consequences. Once I was at a music festival/concert with my friend. We're not very touchy-huggy people so we didn't even high five, hug or basically anything. However, a guy asked us for a drink, and when we declined because he was obviously already drunk and also very sleazy and annoying, he immediately assumed we're lesbians. It's funny how some people's ego makes them see things that aren't there instead of accepting the truth.
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Martin Shkreli arrested 15 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Didn't he like bail himself out already?
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God will kill me 14 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
And then you'll come back, in the real Supernatural spirit.
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This guy 3 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
420 friends though.
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Titanic by pros 37 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Not really? Haven't I written that something is almost a sign of something? Doesn't that obviously imply personal experience?
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Titanic by pros 37 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Have you ever like went outside and met an actual human being? Most of them don't even think about things. Thinking about things you read or hear instead of instantly believing them is almost a sign of breaking the instinct.
I'm pretty sure it was just because he was short... but it's still funny either way 31 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
Because you keep pointing out details and I keep telling you that it is idiotic as we've established the fact that it doesn't matter anyway long ago.
Titanic by pros 37 comments
ewqua · 8 years ago
"Kind of people"? Do you, like, not know that the herd instinct exists? Individuals often start to believe what the rest believes, or at least pretend to even though they may disagree because it makes them a part of society. Dismissing this obvious fact, you may as well still believe in creation theory.