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Ooooh no you don't 7 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I'm glad you actually got the reference!
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You're a dog Harry! 7 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Jenna Marbles did a similar thing lol
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Still as beautiful as ever 1 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Am I the only one who thought he looked like Taylor Swift in that episode?
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He has a point 2 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Ha! Stephen King is awesome
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Don't know if that's the right kind of protection 19 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
*insert computer grandma meme*
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Don't know if that's the right kind of protection 19 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Lol that's still too covered.
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Waking up from a bomb nap 10 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
No shit Sherlock
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Ancient snap 4 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Don't think I haven't noticed you, double for! You sly bastard
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Which games do you recommend? 30 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Yeah, at first I hated the fact that they changed so many things in the lore, but then again it's a reboot. I think it'd be more successful if it was sold as a standalone game because there still are some DMC fans who boycott it. Then again maybe if it wasn't tied to DMC, nobody would even notice it. All in all, I think DMC4 is better but DmC is good too, especially for people who don't know the original franchise.
Real gangsters actually look like gentlemen 14 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I think it's mostly about the style. I despise any violent criminal but damn, the fashion of their era was amazing. And really, you could look up a picture of any other person from that time and they'd probably look like that too.
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The Godly Versace Roach 3 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Is that… is that for real?
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Non-virgins tastes the best 2 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
It looks genuinely scared/disturbed omg
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The hero we need 31 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
@halfdeadhammerhead Yo dude, the question in the post specifically talks about genetics. So even though it's taken out of context, we can assume they were talking about that. Plus, it was mostly the overall situation I was talking about.
Also, why bring up fat camps out of the blue? Nobody mentioned those.
@cactuscake Thank you.
@heybooboo Agreed.
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The hero we need 31 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
By telling people not to bitch and actually do something with their lives AND giving them tips on how to do it? Holy shit, I don't know which planet this "logic" comes from but it sure as hell ain't this one.
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Some historical images that you might not have seen before 4 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
When I saw the picture of Hitler's office, I thought "Huh, I know this from somewhere" and then I realized… that one episode of Doctor Who. Holy shit, the writers/designers REALLY do their research.
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Australian fact 11 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Nice. It's kinda cold where I live right now so it's probably the last thing I'd eat at the moment but I'd totally try it in the summer.
The hero we need 31 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
How about the fat fucks who blame their parents for "bad genes" while munching on their 30th donut that day? That's what I was talking about, dumbass.
*cough* I'm single and sometimes cute 16 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I'm fairly certain every girl can do that with the right amount of makeup, filters and time. I don't wear makeup though so I look like a blob all the time.
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The hero we need 31 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Well there are people with a really fast metabolism and people with a really slow metabolism. So it's easier for some and harder for others. But life's not fair so grow the fuck up and stop blaming other people for your weak ass will.
Edit: Also do work out, big muscles need more maintenance calories which means that the bigger muscles you have, the more calories you burn even by doing nothing. Muscled legs and butt are the best calorie burners.
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Australian fact 11 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
That sounds gross. How does it taste?
Ah, I remember when I found out the guy I was going out with was being paid to date me 40 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I was super ugly as a teenager (I still am but my acne has improved) so nobody wanted to date me, not even as a joke. Good for me. Dating someone as a joke is terrible imo, but taking someone's virginity as a joke? That's some uber fucked up shit, man.
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Ah, I remember when I found out the guy I was going out with was being paid to date me 40 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Maybe they are, maybe they're not. But the comment section has already made it clear that we can. Personally I think this kind of behaviour is disgusting no matter the gender.
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Which games do you recommend? 30 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Same, especially DA: Origins. (I fall in love with Alistair every damn time)
Which games do you recommend? 30 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Omg yes. By the way, what did you think about the reboot? (If you've played it)
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