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Can't believe I've never considered this until today 1 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
C'mon that's pretty old information.
But yeah it's brutal.
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Porsche spins out of control trying to keep up with Tesla 7 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Not to mention a lot of oil the US imports comes from Saudi Arabia, one of the most fundamentalist Muslim countries with implemented religious law, gender inequality, disregard for human rights… sure, the wheels of the economy have to spin, but isn't there a better way? People always bring up "the economy" and "jobs" when talking about environmentally friendly matters. But they don't realize that taking care of the environment would actually create a fuckton of jobs that can't be outsourced. But that would mean raising taxes which so many people (especially republicans) fear like a boogeyman.
How would cartoons look like people 24 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
@creativedragonbaby Oh so NOW you're saying that lions are yellow-ish? After making a comment that them being depicted as white "matches the color of their fur"? After I called you out on it and you said I was racist?
They live in Africa, they should be black. That's it. Factually correct and we don't have to argue about political correctness.
Shower thoughts 20 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I think crocs are perfect when you go to a beach. They don't get destroyed when they get wet so you can just wash them, if you're on a vacation in a tiny hotel bathroom and you want to clean your shoes and feet at the same time you can just shower in them, you can easily cross a river in them… basically the big advantage is that you don't have to worry about them getting wet, which can be very practical. They're also pretty comfy imo. I wouldn't wear them anywhere else though, there are better looking shoes out there. Then again I think plain black crocs are still more tasteful than some sandals or bedazzled glittery stillettos or sneakers with high heels. Who tf came up with sneakers with high heels?!
Edit: I just went to their website and they sell other shoes besides clogs (aka the sterotypical weird shaped crocs). Some of them are nice, they have flat shoes, flip flops or sandals as well, probably out of the same material. Not bad, actually.
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Panorama fail actually improved the photo 8 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Yup! Glad you got it.
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It actually looks exactly like that 7 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
What does it look like irl?
Give some to me too 2 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I thought this was about Pokémon berries for a second.
"the sex number" 21 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Ha! I was about to write the same but you were faster. If I worked at a coffee place, I'd totally be nerding out at that. I'd even do my best Palpatine impression.
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I'd shapeshift into a bird and escape responsibilities for a day 4 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Not gonna lie, I'd totally use this to look hotter.
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Panorama fail actually improved the photo 8 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
C'mon dude, it's just a typo. I would understand your rage if he wrote something like "defiantly" since it's a completely different word, but this is just a silly typo. So calm your nuts.
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Panorama fail actually improved the photo 8 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Not gonna lie, that's actually awesome.
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Machete 6 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Well, for what it's worth, he's a good guy in Spy Kids.
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Imagine being born because some b*tch wanted to see if she had fake friends 4 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
You can always pretend to be pregnant but I don't really see how is this the one true way to recognize which friends are good friends.
Aging does wonders 18 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Alright then, I admit, I didn't get the joke. (Partly because I thought jokes were supposed to be funny.) But "pretty clearly"? Hahahahahahahaha no. I've seen people on this and other websites who were so clueless about things it hurt. I just assumed this was the case as well. Stop playing the "just a prank bro" card. It's getting just as ridiculous than the "oh you're just offended" card.
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Aging does wonders 18 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Nope, just wanted to see if kaulin would play the "it's just a prank bro" card or keep pretending to be clueless.
Also, I am pretty chill, I don't take you seriously at all.
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So a guy walks into a bar 9 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
A human and a dwarf walk into a bar… the human says: "You're lucky you're so short. That hurt like mad!" – Anders, Dragon Age 2.
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I love penguins! 6 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Nope, 5th one is on the left side of the last picture.
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Aging does wonders 18 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Michael Scott is a fictional character, played by Steve Carell.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Scott_(The_Office)
The man in the post is indeed Steve Carell.
http://www.harpersbazaar.com/celebrity/latest/a10214041/steve-carrell-photos-2017/
So don't try to sass me with your sweeties, sweety~
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Aging does wonders 18 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
The actor who plays him, yes.
Aging does wonders 18 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Damn, he looks like his younger self has just dyed his hair grey. Some people are just so lucky.
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How would cartoons look like people 24 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
No I replied to your comment which said that the picture above "matches the color of their fur". You were the one assuming that they should be white because of their fur, I just pointed out that their fur is yellow so it actually doesn't match.
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Don't be fooled boys 5 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Wait isn't that the girl who does horror makeup? Ya know the one who made those gory Disney princesses?
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Why must life be cruel 6 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I posted a thing about him a few hours earlier but it didn't get many likes so I'll just post it here since this has a bigger reach than my post.
He has a GoFundMe page where you can donate money for his medical bills and overall survival without the burden of financial need. Sad comments and "thoughs & prayers" are nice and all but they're not what really gets stuff done.
http://www.gofundme.com/2tm9tqk
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Interesting spiders fact 11 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Spiders are mostly okay (unless you live in Australia I guess), but solifuges aka camel spiders are like the amalgamation of a spider, a scorpion, and a nightmare.
The actor who played Robbie Rotten has 4 stage cancer :( 4 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I just learned this news and I had to share, of course alongside a funny video with him. He has a GoFundMe page if you want to support him.
https://www.gofundme.com/2tm9tqk
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