That feeling when a kid show is deeper than a lot of adult shows.

He looks a bit like Sid from Toy Story.

A sleeping mask really helps, at least to me. I normally wake up at 6:30 but with a mask I can sleep till 8 or 9. The first time I put it on I slept till 11 which is probably the first and only time in my life I slept so late. I guess it's because they block the sunlight. I don't know how much they cost because I got mine on an airplane but they're probably pretty cheap.

Me when I see a bug on me. "Nope nope nope nope."

C'mon that's pretty old information.
But yeah it's brutal.

I think crocs are perfect when you go to a beach. They don't get destroyed when they get wet so you can just wash them, if you're on a vacation in a tiny hotel bathroom and you want to clean your shoes and feet at the same time you can just shower in them, you can easily cross a river in them… basically the big advantage is that you don't have to worry about them getting wet, which can be very practical. They're also pretty comfy imo. I wouldn't wear them anywhere else though, there are better looking shoes out there. Then again I think plain black crocs are still more tasteful than some sandals or bedazzled glittery stillettos or sneakers with high heels. Who tf came up with sneakers with high heels?!
Edit: I just went to their website and they sell other shoes besides clogs (aka the sterotypical weird shaped crocs). Some of them are nice, they have flat shoes, flip flops or sandals as well, probably out of the same material. Not bad, actually.

I thought this was about Pokémon berries for a second.

Not gonna lie, I'd totally use this to look hotter.

Not gonna lie, that's actually awesome.

Well, for what it's worth, he's a good guy in Spy Kids.

A human and a dwarf walk into a bar… the human says: "You're lucky you're so short. That hurt like mad!" – Anders, Dragon Age 2.

Damn, he looks like his younger self has just dyed his hair grey. Some people are just so lucky.