Dude my martial arts reflexes would send the kid flying across the room

Haha thanks, glad I'm not alone in this

It looks cool on small and cute girls, but I'm really tall and have very broad shoulders. I imagine it must look like this http://www.fempop.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/well+done+x+have+a+Batman+in+a+dress+_b2a55b684fd1864453364c24e05c3ae8.png

Good point. Being good looking helps but a personality is needed unless you're one of those golddigger types.

Yeah, I checked it out a long time ago and they mostly just select what the companions and side characters wore. Plus it's usually expensive but they do include cheaper alternatives. Still, you'll probably have more luck on Aliexpress.

Technically, wouldn't the creature have the same surname since he was his "son"?

Not sure who downvoted you, you're absolutely right. There even was a study about this, it's a proven fact. http://time.com/2813381/hurricanes-female-names/
Admittedly, the first part of the study is a little bit unclear in my opinion because male hurricane names haven't been used until the late 70s, and back then the tech for both predicting the hurricane and protecting yourself or fleeing from it was less advanced than it is today, so female named hurricanes obviously have a higher death toll, on average that is.
The second part of the study is interesting though. They basically held a survey in which they asked people to rate a hurricane's threat level based on the name, and it turns out people rate female names as less threatening, even when the names are very similar like Alexander/Alexandra.
This is pretty bad news not only because this shows that women are by default still not taken as seriously as men, but also because many people died and will die due to stupid prejudice.

@guest I live in a country that was fucked up by WWII probably the most. I still find this picture hilarious. Grow a sense of humor and get that sand out of your vagina.

http://wpmedia.business.financialpost.com/2015/03/fp0325_mortgage_apples_to_apples_940_ab.jpeg?w=620&quality=60&strip=all&h=306

Well, you're not wrong imo. There's also another thing, and here I disagree with feminists when they say that men don't understand that no means no, I think most of them do, however I do think there is a certain mindset among some guys that no means "she's just playing hard to get" which can get annoying when a dude you're not interested in follows you everywhere because he thinks you're just being coy.
Basically, guys, you can show your emotions, you don't have to pretend to be a big strong man who always gets what he wants, most people can see through that act anyway and it's bad for your psyche. Treat yourselves well, y'all.

*high five* Welcome to the club, sistah.
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Yeah people keep pressuring me to wear it too, especially my mom and grandma. But they never give any other argument than "most women do it". Why should I care what most women do? It's my life, not theirs. They could paint their face to look like Ronald McDonald and I wouldn't give two fucks. They also say that it makes women more self confident, but firstly it doesn't work on me as I already said, and secondly, frankly that's what I dislike about it. The whole industry preys on women's insecurities and relies on heavily photoshopped pictures of models to make women insecure. It's making women insecure and then offering a temporary solution. It's creating a problem that wouldn't even be there in the first place.
And let's be honest here, most guys don't care. Well, the shallow ones do, but would you want to be with a shallow person? In fact my boyfriend said he's glad I don't spend half an hour in front of a mirror every day.
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Indeed, yet it's so prevalent. My boyfriend also often spells rogue as rouge and for a split second I always think he's talking about something red before I realize he doesn't speak French.
Whenever I see "tounge" my mind thinks of it as tongue but with more "oh" around the middle part, like "town-gh". But I'm not a native speaker so my mind is probably a bit warped in that respect.