Turns out that was news to him, too

Guests have such interesting lives.

"The syndrome got so bad that my damn legs just up and ran away!"

He probobly has phantom pain. Thats what I get in my stump.

I have restless leg syndrome. It's so annoying! Especially when I'm in class or on a plane or just somewhere where I have to sit and can't move properly.

I googled it, for the first time in my life I've read about a condition and didn't diagnose myself with it!

phantom restless leg syndrome.