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Tomato fighters 11 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Hmm, either people didn't get my reference and downvoted because they got offended by the word Führer, or we have a serious Fullmetal Alchemist hater on funsubstance! I don't know which scenario is worse.
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Is the left eating each other? 18 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Exactly, plus the fact that OP puts every single left leaning person in the same bag which he calls "the left" and equates them to the screaming dumbass SJWs shows that his mental capacity doesn't stretch any farther than the mental capacity of these SJWs. It's like calling every single right leaning person a fascist, which again is something only idiot SJWs do.
Real life Android 18 14 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
It's really funny how she almost perfectly replicated the character's clothing BUT had to add the thick dark eyeshadow that makes people look like they suck dick for money (Jenna Marbles reference yay) plus the choker. Kinda screams daddy issues, doesn't it?
Tomato fighters 11 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Obviously Bradley, he's the Führer King (yes they actually call him that in FMA) of Amestris, duh!
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It all makes sense now. 10 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Girls do want it as much as guys and there is some legitimate science behind sex and mental health, like your body releasing endorphin and adrenaline and such. But what I believe smitty is talking about is guys making up pseudo-scientific reasons in an attempt to lower women's standards, where I fully agree with him/her because it is low and pathetic. "But sex is good for you!" thanks but I still have standards. I won't sleep with some rando I just met because he threw some pseudo science at me, that's not how it works.
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It's her own fault 31 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Dude my martial arts reflexes would send the kid flying across the room
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I spotted a money making activity 4 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
That's why nobody wants to go out with you
11 Of Twitter's Best Reactions To Toys R Us' Bankruptcy 6 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Number eleven is so accurate. Blame everything on the millennials.
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Boneless couch 4 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Dude, beanbags are awesome. Less expensive and more comfy than actual couches. I wish I had one.
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fiat lux 11 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Haha thanks, glad I'm not alone in this
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fiat lux 11 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
It looks cool on small and cute girls, but I'm really tall and have very broad shoulders. I imagine it must look like this http://www.fempop.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/well+done+x+have+a+Batman+in+a+dress+_b2a55b684fd1864453364c24e05c3ae8.png
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My Mom's Lich King Cosplay 7 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
That is beyond awesome
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fiat lux 11 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
On one hand I want to be sweet and gentle. On the other hand I want to be a cool badass. But I can't choose so I'm just a clumsy nerd who is able to wear a cute shirt with a faux leather jacket. I probably look like an abomination but I never really cared about fashion anyway.
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Get your priorities straight 7 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Wow, kids can be assholes. She looks normal to me.
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You are the joke 8 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Don't ask for a joke if you can't take it
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Poor Kylie, must be hard for her 9 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Her "job" was given to her by her parents because they paid for her fake new face. Without them, her dumb ass would be scrubbing floors at McDonalds.
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He has got a point 5 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Good point. Being good looking helps but a personality is needed unless you're one of those golddigger types.
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He has got a point 5 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Nonsense. Girls go for hot guys just as much as guys go for hot girls. You just have to be good looking, if you're not, you'll have to work.
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Turns out that was news to him, too 11 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I have restless leg syndrome. It's so annoying! Especially when I'm in class or on a plane or just somewhere where I have to sit and can't move properly.
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Kinda cool 12 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Yeah, I checked it out a long time ago and they mostly just select what the companions and side characters wore. Plus it's usually expensive but they do include cheaper alternatives. Still, you'll probably have more luck on Aliexpress.
Favorite flavor in comments. 16 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
I like those cookie sandwich ice cream types, ya know, like a block of vanilla ice cream between two pieces of chocolatey cookie dough. Also a lot of people are mentioning US brands which I don't know much about since I'm from Europe but when I visited the US I had something which was called Moose Tracks and it was pretty good.
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Being legal helps. 27 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Kratom. Never had it myself but I heard it's like weed that makes you productive. Then again I never had weed either so I can't guess what it feels like but extra productivity and motivation never hurts. Especially since weed apparently makes some people paranoid which kratom doesn't do.
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This show was pure gold 14 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Technically, wouldn't the creature have the same surname since he was his "son"?
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Another strong hurricane gonna strike the US 8 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
Not sure who downvoted you, you're absolutely right. There even was a study about this, it's a proven fact. http://time.com/2813381/hurricanes-female-names/
Admittedly, the first part of the study is a little bit unclear in my opinion because male hurricane names haven't been used until the late 70s, and back then the tech for both predicting the hurricane and protecting yourself or fleeing from it was less advanced than it is today, so female named hurricanes obviously have a higher death toll, on average that is.
The second part of the study is interesting though. They basically held a survey in which they asked people to rate a hurricane's threat level based on the name, and it turns out people rate female names as less threatening, even when the names are very similar like Alexander/Alexandra.
This is pretty bad news not only because this shows that women are by default still not taken as seriously as men, but also because many people died and will die due to stupid prejudice.
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Have you ever seen Adolph Hitler wearing shorts? 13 comments
ewqua · 7 years ago
@guest I live in a country that was fucked up by WWII probably the most. I still find this picture hilarious. Grow a sense of humor and get that sand out of your vagina.
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