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Ellen Degeneres is 60 years old 12 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I thought she was like 45, holy shit.
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They are just dogs 21 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Sure, those words are silly. But if you ever tell me you don't get childishly silly when you see a cute dog, I will call you a liar and possibly fight you in the rain while playing dramatic music.
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Staying healthy 11 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
This may sound weird but your comment actually inspired me to see if there are any water aerobics classes in my town since I need to lose a bit of weight. There's one like a 10 minutes walk from my house lol I'll probably sign up
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Staying healthy 11 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
So true.
Not only knees but also ankles and hips and basically all your joints
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I remember this scene 2 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
What I'm horrified of is his shirt-tie color combination. Gurrrrl you can NOT pull that combination off. Nobody can, actually.
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Staying healthy 11 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Maybe it's a subtle reference?
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Staying healthy 11 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
I don't get why he would even want to go jogging. These two fight demons, witches, vampires and whatnot on an everyday basis. I'd say that's enough workout.
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Greeks Gods join tinder 8 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Hades looks like the best option. Dark sense of humor AND has a cute dog? Hell yeah.
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Humans ARE weird 8 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Yeah since like 2016 I think.
Perfect shot. 3 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
This is the first time I'm seeing this image and upon closer inspection, I've come to the conclusion that the photo can't be a live recreation of the drawing. The proportions are too perfect, everything fits down to the tiniest details.
So yeah, I think you're 100% correct.
That said, the photo still must've required a lot of coordination and precise timing, so kudos to the guys. And the drawing is cute too.
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equality 21 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Milo himself is a walking joke, you can't expect him to say serious things
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Respect the culture 2 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
"castealyogirl" best username ever.
It's awful that she fits in the pic below 1 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
It took me a few seconds to spot her in the last pic. She really fits in there.
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Humans ARE weird 8 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
When I heard the news of Muhammad Ali's death, I was puzzled because I thought he was dead since like the 80s or 90s, and so did my boyfriend. Human brains are weird.
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The joys of learning Japanese 7 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Well, yeah because yume only means dream as in the noun. "watashi wa yume wo miru" literally translates into "I see/watch a dream"
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For world domination 7 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Flemeth is that you?
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Someone gets it 15 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Yeah, and the royal family is just the British version of the Kardashian clan. Just glorified celebrities.
Someone gets it 15 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Actually there's another internet-famous tweet that is tied to this story, I think it goes "So do immigrant children but they're not rich so apparently they don't count" or something like that. So yeah, it's not about not being capable, but she's in the news for it while the millions of immigrant children aren't, in fact they're even looked down upon by some people.
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Black vs white 8 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
The insult is still based on a race stereotype. It's like telling a Chinese dude "At least my sister doesn't work in a sweatshop." or something like that. It can be a really shitty thing to say based on the context.
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Fox news at its best 34 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
People didn't get the joke apparently.
Get out of your room, take a walk, enjoy nature, what's the worst that could happen 11 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
That's even funnier though :D
But yeah it was pretty dumb of me to expect that it's the English word that matters. Then again, the people who are most likely to touch it are dumb English speaking tourists, not aborigines, so...
Dining tip for a great steak 39 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Unpopular opinion: I like my steak well done. I like the crispiness and slightly burned flavour, rather than the taste of raw meat and blood.
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Get out of your room, take a walk, enjoy nature, what's the worst that could happen 11 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Well if it's so deadly, why did they give it such a funny lil name? If you want people not to touch it, name it "Painatron 3000" or something.
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Fox news at its best 34 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
"overreacting" "freaking out"? No dude I'm laughing my ass off at your attempts at reasoning
Fox news at its best 34 comments
ewqua · 6 years ago
Sorry but you asked for it when you said that Shapiro is one of the most intelligent politicians out there. That was such a ridiculous statement I had to react. Also, look up some fact checking websites every once in a while if you don't believe me.