I see this "1 of 5 a day", "3 of 5 a day" on recipe websites pretty often. What does that mean? Food groups? Vitamins?

If I ever get married I'll just want a cheap replica of the One Ring. None of this diamond bullshit.
Also just because a few idiots on instagram did this doesn't mean it's a thing now.

"soldier rub" good pun yo

I've never had banana bread but it sounds delicious! I'd totally eat it.

She should be forced into an air tight space as well.
But that won't go through, so 10 years in jail for animal cruelty and a permanent criminal record so that she can never get a decent job again would satisfy me.

If you call it a fpoon I assume you know this and therefore you're my friend https://i.pinimg.com/originals/76/ed/f6/76edf603b5240d4438a7d07c8493f59e.gif

Where did the stick go?

I'd go for him just for the puppies and Black Mesa. I don't care about the rest.
Thought the family part is a bit of a turn off for me, I'm not a family type of gal.

Am I the only one who's a teeny tiny bit bothered that the photos aren't in chronological order? Like, the kitten is grown in one picture and small in the next. It's still a cute post tho, obviously.

Didn't she turn out to be a crazy power hungry shrew?

I feel a bit insulted that this meme uses an image from the Simpsons and not from Spirited Away.

I doubt it was written by an AI. But it's still pretty funny.

My favourite is Lidl

Turns out I've been putting hairpins on wrong my entire life. You learn something new every day.

whaddya know maybe it means feck

How dare you compare Tom Holland with Kylie Jenner. Jenner is going straight into the recycling plant when she dies, she's 90% plastic.

As a European, I always wanted to try candy corn. Is it good?

it would make more sense if 'Ethan' was replaced with 'Logan'