Tip jar strategy 4 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
An even better strategy would imo be: "on a scale of $1 to $10, how attractive is your date?" people will be constantly tipping $10 because obviously you wanna make your date feel good about themselves
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I have compassion for the childeren of this time 10 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
I know, right? I wrote a long ass comment on a similar post that said that old cartoons are better. The comment was about how today's cartoons like Avatar, Gravity Falls, Adventure Time etc. have much deeper plots, better written characters and less copy-paste slapstick and how the OP is just nostalgic. It was really long and ffs I don't wanna type it out or try to find it and paste it here because I've done it a thousand times already. So I'm just gonna agree with you. Some people are just stuck in the 90's.
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Getting shutdown 5 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
If it is what it looks like (ie. him just ending the conversation as soon as he found out she has a boyfriend), then Mr T is a fuckboi.
Obviously we can't judge from a couple snaps tho.
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Obviously we can't judge from a couple snaps tho.
It's true 13 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
Mountain water is the best. But not overpriced shit like Evian, actual tap water they have in mountainous areas.
Problem solved 6 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
I don't have Netflix so I don't know how the profiles work but why would someone use someone else's profile if they have their own?
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Saturday mornings 12 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
Cartoons today: deep and enjoyable stories that can be watched by kids and adults alike (Gravity Falls, Adventure Time, Steven Universe, Avatar: The Last Airbender...)
Cartoons back then: Literal toy commercials.
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Sorry but please grow out of the nostalgia and open your eyes. Today's cartoons, while being in general the same quality as the old ones, contain some masterpieces that the old generation of cartoons simply doesn't have. Even the most popular old cartoons, some of which are listed in the comment section of this post, were mostly the same slapstick crap. And this is coming from someone who also grew up on older cartoons. You just gotta learn to see past the nostalgia.
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Cartoons back then: Literal toy commercials.
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Sorry but please grow out of the nostalgia and open your eyes. Today's cartoons, while being in general the same quality as the old ones, contain some masterpieces that the old generation of cartoons simply doesn't have. Even the most popular old cartoons, some of which are listed in the comment section of this post, were mostly the same slapstick crap. And this is coming from someone who also grew up on older cartoons. You just gotta learn to see past the nostalgia.
It's not that bad 16 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
24 hours isn't that bad. In fact after 24 hours you should stop feeling hungry, no?
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Emily is the best 23 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
1) interesting idea but I'm afraid this could lead to people starting a "proposal race" to get to keep their name. Which could lead to hasty, unstable marriages or even fights.
Though your point about men being expected to propose is valid and should definitely be discussed, because this puts men under pressure of making their proposal "special", but special usually means in front of a crowd which then in turn puts women under pressure to say yes. Remember that Chinese diver who got proposed to after winning a medal? She said yes because she was under pressure from the crowd and cameras but then later changed her mind. This "men must propose" rule is good for nobody.
I like 2) but I like 3) even more. Thinking of a brand new surname could be a good test for the couple plus it could result in some really cool names, and it would give couples more creative freedom than 2) because they wouldn't be limited by their actual names but could still get inspired by them if they wanted.
Though your point about men being expected to propose is valid and should definitely be discussed, because this puts men under pressure of making their proposal "special", but special usually means in front of a crowd which then in turn puts women under pressure to say yes. Remember that Chinese diver who got proposed to after winning a medal? She said yes because she was under pressure from the crowd and cameras but then later changed her mind. This "men must propose" rule is good for nobody.
I like 2) but I like 3) even more. Thinking of a brand new surname could be a good test for the couple plus it could result in some really cool names, and it would give couples more creative freedom than 2) because they wouldn't be limited by their actual names but could still get inspired by them if they wanted.
Emily is the best 23 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
As a woman I've always felt kind of insulted that taking the man's surname is considered the default position, instead of just taking the nicer one. It's like your identity, your self, is being handed over to someone. You have to change the information in your legal documents, social media accounts, subscription services etc. and learn a new signature, all just because you don't have a penis. The connotation of ownership is especially strong in my language (Czech) and other Slavic languages, because the suffix at the end of a female surname is very similar to (or in other Slavic languages, even the same as) a possessive. So for example the wife of Mr. Johnson would be Mrs. Johnson's. There are some exceptions with surnames that would sound weird if a possessive was added but that's the general rule. So yeah, just take whichever sounds better or keep your own. Don't succumb to the status quo.
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Best before tomorrow.....I think 5 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
Oooh okay.
I'm on a diet rn so for dinner I just eat a sliced microwaved tomato with a bit of cheese on it. I guess that counts.
I'm on a diet rn so for dinner I just eat a sliced microwaved tomato with a bit of cheese on it. I guess that counts.
Best before tomorrow.....I think 5 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
I see this "1 of 5 a day", "3 of 5 a day" on recipe websites pretty often. What does that mean? Food groups? Vitamins?
They've never met a milennial 6 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
If I ever get married I'll just want a cheap replica of the One Ring. None of this diamond bullshit.
Also just because a few idiots on instagram did this doesn't mean it's a thing now.
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Also just because a few idiots on instagram did this doesn't mean it's a thing now.
Too real 5 comments
Then how would they serve you? 18 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
She should be forced into an air tight space as well.
But that won't go through, so 10 years in jail for animal cruelty and a permanent criminal record so that she can never get a decent job again would satisfy me.
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Edited 6 years ago
But that won't go through, so 10 years in jail for animal cruelty and a permanent criminal record so that she can never get a decent job again would satisfy me.
This is a fopoon 3 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
If you call it a fpoon I assume you know this and therefore you're my friend https://i.pinimg.com/originals/76/ed/f6/76edf603b5240d4438a7d07c8493f59e.gif
A man playing his cards right 10 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
I'd go for him just for the puppies and Black Mesa. I don't care about the rest.
Thought the family part is a bit of a turn off for me, I'm not a family type of gal.
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Thought the family part is a bit of a turn off for me, I'm not a family type of gal.
Are you my new mommy? 8 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
Am I the only one who's a teeny tiny bit bothered that the photos aren't in chronological order? Like, the kitten is grown in one picture and small in the next. It's still a cute post tho, obviously.
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Photographer spends 9 years taking photos of same people on their way back to work 10 comments
ewqua
· 6 years ago
Awkward as hell and totally fabulous at the same time... how would that even work?
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