I just had a confused grandma moment when I tried to read the Fifth Element one horizontally

Just reinforce that bit with some white heat shrink tube, works like a charm and there's only a small difference visually.
Self-fusing tape is also great but doesn't look as slick and I usually use it for cables with wider connectors (I also used it on earphones once) as you can't fit a heat shrink tube small enough to wrap the cable tightly onto a big connector.
Seriously, both those things are a dime a dozen and your cables will thank you, especially if you still own the shitty Apple ones

"time to dig in" someone's a Binging with Babish fan.
Anyway when I'm with friends I usually say "bone apple teeth", otherwise I just don't say anything I guess

I dislike both, should I pee my pants?

Why is this making me laugh so hard

I legit thought it was the person's parents telling them they're going to pick them up after school.

That hoodie tho <3

That post is fake, the picture is from i_am_puma, which is the social media handle of a Russian couple who adopted a cougar and it lives with them now. As far as I know they have a YouTube channel and an Instagram account, I recommend you check it out, it's cute as heck

^Wasn't about either of y'all but I'm guessing this is an admission of guilt XD