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First world poor 3 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Same
A community of internet addicts 2 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
An Aaaaaaaaah! of sharks
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Thanos at Avengers End game premiere 3 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Chados
kinda wanna see now 8 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
@pinch_of_sass Maybe he's looking at his awesome helmet and wishes his silly hat looked like that
@ownerifdark Lol you reminded me of the "He's making that face again isn't he" meme with the cats
Best halloween costume 5 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
In my experience, and I'm not saying this is true for everyone by the way, I might be subject to my own unconscious biases or just influenced by my environment, but anyway in my personal experience the "everyone is so offended nowadays" crowd are the most offended people when someone disagrees with them or tells them that saying racist shit and trying to pass it off as a joke is a dick move.
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Predictive Song Lyrics 51 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
That movie was awesome. In a really cheesy way. I still can't believe they got both John Cleese and Rowan Atkinson to be in it.
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I support this 1 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
It's never a bad time to watch LOTR extended cut. Never ever. I'll probably watch it on my deathbed.
Predictive Song Lyrics 51 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I'm a student/freelance translator, I have no idea why it does that lol
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title 2 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Those shades are way too close to be a coincidence, c'mon
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kinda wanna see now 8 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Guy to the left of the horse's nose: "meh"
Predictive Song Lyrics 51 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Don't wanna be an American citizen but I don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time.
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They did him dirty 11 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
My first name is Eva (hence the username, it started as a parody of teenage girls in my country who thought it was cool to substitute v with w and k with q around the 2010s) which is usually fine but people get my last name wrong all the time.
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Angry icecream chomps 4 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
He got brain freeze
How thick are you? 14 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
but I'm sick and tired of the debate being framed as "right = for free speech, left = against free speech" when that's just so untrue.
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How thick are you? 14 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
@mrsuperman8942 If you found that insensitive and rude, sorry to tell you this but you're the minority of men it portrayed. I don't know any normal men who got upset, most thought it was calling out certain types of men but not all men by any means. Also what happened to free speech? Why is it outrageous when Cambridge uninvited Jordan Peterson and we all need to defend his right to free speech and platform, but when Gillette makes an ad that offends a few men they deserve backlash because the ad was rude? See that's what I mean by the blatant conservative hypocrisy when it comes to being offended and freedom of speech. When Ana Kasparian from TYT got uninvited from speaking on a college campus, how many right wing pundits defended her right to speak? Fucking zero, they all twiddled their thumbs while looking the other way. But when a right wing person gets uninvited, all hell breaks loose. I'm not saying this is your case btw because I agree with your example about Captain Marvel,
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Who cares what a bunch of kids think, right? 23 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I'm usually against simplifying complex issues like that... but this one hits the nail on the head. Though I'd substitute "Republicans" with "Fundamentalist Christian conservatives" because not all Republicans are "muh family values, muh Bahble, muh second amendment" nutjobs. But I suppose it's the Twitter character limit that's at fault.
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One of us, one of us! 2 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I got excited about a new Green Day album but then I realized the post is from 2009.
*Sobs in Emo*
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Memes memes memes 5 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Yes. "Melania Trump" is her human-given name. Her real name is Akkmalak the Unbroken, she's actually a legend among the lizard people society.
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How thick are you? 14 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Eh, you're entitled to your opinion.
I'm just tired of the "people are so sensitive nowadays" schtick, especially when it comes from conservatives with the implication that only young people and only left leaning people are easily offended when... well we all remember what happened with Walmart, Keurig, Gillette and Nike.
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Thfinkth ? 2 comments
I can feel my tongue burning as I read this 8 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
First of all this has been reposted like at least twice in the last week.
Second of all I usually blow on my food, chewing with one's mouth open grosses me the fuck out.
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Probably the best SJW own ever! 5 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Ikr. This reminds me of the "can't you just not be depressed?" line of thinking.
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How thick are you? 14 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
Woooow, so offensive, so politically incorrect, so edgy, so badboy, you get +5 edgelord points nice try.
In all seriousness does anyone actually think this is funny? I just always get so stumped by how legitimately unfunny these edgelord jokes are.
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My Engineering teacher’s interesting way of fundraising for our schools Engineering 6 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I'd vote for the Legolas. If he's young he'll look like Legolas. If he's old he'll look like Riff Raff. Win-win.
The gentlest big boy 3 comments
ewqua · 5 years ago
I need that shirt
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