I can feel my tongue burning as I read this

Neither i wait a few minutes for it to cool down a bit before eating

The first, and then the second when it’s atill too hot after I put it in my mouth.

I only est frozen discs of vitamin gruel.

this is a false dichotomy, you can just starve to death.

First of all this has been reposted like at least twice in the last week.
Second of all I usually blow on my food, chewing with one's mouth open grosses me the fuck out.

Both

The amount of y'alls in this one sentence