If I remember correctly, mushrooms are the fungus's genitals peeking above ground. Most of the organism lives below. So it's like if you buried a dude close to the surface and left his dick peek out of the ground.

Just fold some toilet paper and put it in the bowl to prevent splashing
That way nobody can hear you poop

What do you mean
That's awesome

CDPR fanboys are the biggest spammers of them all though, I don't see how GoT and Marvel fans could even come close

So I just recently moved out of my parents' house and now the existential dread is with me like ALL the time. Is that what being an adult is like? Cause it sucks.

If yo man cheats on you, you can reduce stress by reducing him out of your life... not violently or anything, just leave him cuz he ain't worth the heartache

The Hound > all of them

Satan wins

They look equally confused by each other

But she has no ass
It looks like it's been photoshopped out, even

Why nsfw?

Step aside Statue of Unity, Ricky Gervais just broke the world record for the biggest statue by creating the biggest, fattest strawman in the universe.

That's.... Actually awesome

I guess flat cakes is meant as the opposite of deep dish? Idk maybe it's a joke I don't get because I'm not American and therefore not acquainted with these pizza chains
Anyway I think pineapple and ham on pizza isn't bad. The fruit + meat combination isn't at all unheard of and I don't get why so many people rage about it. I mean it's not my favorite because I'm more into spicy stuff but it's alright.
Also, anyone ever tried that pea + mayo pizza the internet's been obsessing over a few months back? It sounds gross but might actually be interesting.

Wow
That changes so much about the series

I never understood these memes
You shouldn't hide stuff from your partner. If you have something to hide, they're gonna find out sooner or later and your relationship is not gonna last.
I'd let my bf go through my phone any day because I have nothing to hide

We still have them at home.
One for movies, one for games
Most of which are pirated

Such a good series

I prefer my steaks well done because I like the charred flavor more than the juiciness ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Daria Cohen

Homemade > that processed shit
And it's not even hard to make at all

We're knights of the round table
We dance whene'er we're able
We do routines and scenes
With footwork impeccable
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot