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Anon on self-checkout 9 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Anon 1 is the type of person who intentionally leaves a mess at a restaurant because "they're paid to clean it up"
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Let them dye 31 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
The cut I was talking about before was done by my grandma's friend who's a hair dresser but I usually cut it myself. I got it cut into a short bob which is something I wouldn't dare to attempt on my own, but my regular maintenance cuts don't require as much skill so I don't want to waste time and money for something I know how to do better lol
Let them dye 31 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Nice! Will you donate the hair to charity or was it not long enough? I donated my hair when I cut it short, yay for doing nice things (it was a few years ago tho so it grew back and it's long now).
I was thinking of getting an undercut on the right side of my head but I'm too lazy to maintain it so I just make a little braid on the side of my head to give the appearance of an undercut when I feel like it lol
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Maybe at your next wedding 5 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Ha, that actually happened to me. My parents and I got invited to my cousin's wedding but I got sick day before so I jokingly told my mom "I'll go to the next one" as they were leaving. She got a bit mad and said that's inappropriate to say but he did actually end up getting a divorce then remarrying and I did attend the second wedding. (Btw they're still together and have a cute daughter and an even cuter dog)
Let them dye 31 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I mean yeah dyeing damages hair but so does excessive washing, aggressive shampoos, drying it with a blow-dryer or crunching it in a towel, swimming in the sea, having it out in the rain, wearing too tight buns or ponytails... I could go on but the point is, from my previous interactions with fluffydress, I can safely say they aren't really worried about whether people have healthy hair or not, they just don't like non-conformity. The people with the healthiest hair are probably greasy-haired hippies but I don't think fluffydress would be a fan of those types either.
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MINE 27 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I was about to write "cue famousone making excuses for colonizers because they 'brought culture' with them or something" but turns out he already did that.
No, I don't believe that every white person living now, or even direct descendants of those assholes should apologize to every native American, black etc person. Nor should they be treated worse in any way because of sins of their ancestors. But when this troubled past brings systemic issues that still persist, such as racial differences in wealth due to non-white districts being underserved, or land still being stolen from native Americans, then those issues and where they stem from should definitely be addressed.
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Chaos and Pandamonium 8 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Reminds me of pictures/memes of drunk Russians lol
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The Tingler 6 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Hell yeah, so many good memories in that game. Welp, I guess it's time to play it again! And romance Alistair for the 99999th time!
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What the....? 3 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Not even my Recreational McNuke?
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True fans know the truth 2 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
And the name of the dish is technically Confit Byaldi
Which is a variation of ratatouille. Same ingredients, different presentation.
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Hot-blooded, check it and see. Got a room about 300 degrees 4 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
"it's because you're always on that damn computer!"
But in this case it actually is tho cause computers emit tons of heat lol
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Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jäger! 11 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Oh right
My bad I didn't click the "show earlier comments" thingy before commenting lol
30-50 5 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Adding this without also adding an AR-15 mod? DO YOU WANT ALL THE CHILDREN IN SKYRIM TO DIE????!!
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Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jäger! 11 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I don't want to be a negative Nancy but if it's made out of natural fabrics at all it's probably moldy and rotting right now. Better than synthetic fabrics though because those wouldn't decompose, they'd just stay there and be gross.
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Yeah it's both of those things 1 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Eh honestly as long as you eat well otherwise and work out a lot, it's fine.
Sorry for going off topic here I'm just really really mad at this misconception that eating less equals being thin and healthy because it's what led me into a calorie reduction diet that I was on for years with nothing to show for it. I ate about 1200-1400 calories every day (by the end I got desperate and lowered it to 800 even), I slowed down my metabolic rate so much that I just stopped losing weight altogether, I was tired and miserable all the time, my workout performance was crap and I wasn't gaining muscle at all. I basically put my body in permanent starvation mode. Now that I started slowly increasing my calorie intake (by about 100 more each week), I started looking more in shape, and I don't even work out that much.
Please if you ever think about going on a diet like that, don't. Instead, eat more protein, less processed foods, get more exercise even if it just means taking a short walk every day.
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This how they hold money in cartoons 5 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Seeing this irl makes me anxious lol
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Inter-religious bro 1 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I mean, Saint Nicholas was from Turkey so it makes sense that he'd look like this man rather than the whitewashed Coke version
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Oh, the price went up again 3 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
He's just trying to feed his kids, Karen.
Buzz with confidence 8 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I think Derren Brown has a clip where he goes to get food at various places in NYC and pays with only pieces of paper. (He later comes back to actually pay the thing) Only a few people catch it.
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Laundry 6 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Rich fucks who own dryers: "Is this some sort of peasant joke I'm too rich to understand?"
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Seriously, it’s not that complicated 3 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
Swapping Pepsi Man for Kendall Jenner was the biggest downgrade of the century
Seriously, it’s not that complicated 3 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
He was referring to 2020 all along
Step it up younglings 12 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
I'm 23 and I've been pirating since I was 11 lol
Nobody knows how to crack games these days. That, and they also have better protection now. That's why I usually choose sales over pirating nowadays.
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In Accordance with all previous dealings with a landlord 6 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
That's very kind, thank you. I don't want to ruin my health just to teach my landlord a lesson she probably wouldn't learn anyway. It still feels wrong to let other people live there and be exploited the same way we were. I was thinking of leaving a note for the next tenant, yeah. Maybe I'll just do that.
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In Accordance with all previous dealings with a landlord 6 comments
ewqua · 4 years ago
We could just move out without doing anything about it but tbh it feels irresponsible because they're just gonna find another poor sod who's either ignorant of the issue (the mold is cleverly hidden behind a bookshelf, I wondered why it was placed there when it didn't make sense with the space at all, well now I know) or willing to live in a moldy apartment for financial reasons.
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