Ewqua

ewqua


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Real talk 9 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Yup apparently the left is larger in most women, including myself, but some ladies have the right boob larger. And yes sometimes it's really hard to make them match my outfit. Most of the time they improve it but sometimes I want to put on a gentlemanly shirt and vest but the boobs ruin it. And don't even get me started on shirts with some kind of picture on the front. If I want to get one i gotta go like two sizes up otherwise it gets distorted when I put it on.
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It izz what it izz 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Vanilla ice cream is the best. Especially bourbon vanilla.
Moms are the baguette of life 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
The one we have isn't hard to clean at all, you can take out the metal container and clean it with the dishes. The spinning spatula thing that kneads the dough has to be soaked in water first because there's usually bits of dough stuck to it but again, not a big deal for me. As for the cost, one bag of the mix (the whole-wheat ones we buy anyway) costs about as much as a loaf of good quality white bread, and you can make two smaller loaves out of one bag, so I think it's actually pretty cost efficient.
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Thank you Terry, very cool 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Terry's the best
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I can’t wait 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Lol true, solid shampoos are trendy right now and it's basically a bar of soap for your hair. And an apple cider vinegar wash (10% vinegar 90% water) works great as a conditioner. I currently use solid shampoo but I'm thinking of getting some Aleppo soap since you can use it on both the body and hair. To save space and the planet haha.
Moms are the baguette of life 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
My boyfriend's mom gave us this bread mini oven because she wasn't using it anymore and lemme tell ya, that stuff is magic. You just pour in the ingredients (we use a store bought whole-wheat mix) + water and it does the rest by itself. We even made banana bread in it, and it was amazing! For any of my fellow bread lovers, bug your loved ones until they give you one for Christmas, it's awesome.
Cat surrounded by watermelons 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
And he's sad that his younger brother took them all
(The "meine Wassermelone" meme)
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heh 20 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
^this. Very well said @poopun!
heh 20 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Hmmm, buying up stuff so that people in the area don't have anywhere else to get it and you can price gouge it? That guy would've been a successful landlord.
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Her name is Cashew 8 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Did you know that cashews come from a fruit?
Ddd-did you know that? Noooooooo
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Womxn 14 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Never said or thought otherwise, just that it seems a bit irrational to me.
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Womxn 14 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Lol I understand the first two, the third is a bit of stretch unless he literally has a one night stand every day, which... well I'm not gonna judge, it just sounds like an empty lifestyle to me personally. But yeah I can definitely understand the location aspect but still I'm pretty sure if you don't need much to live, you could find a smaller apartment in the area. Why need a lot of space when you're not planning on using it, right?
Womxn 14 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I'm against useless clutter too, and I smash every "live laugh love" sign I see, but also that looks like a relatively large and well situated apartment so to me it seems like a waste of money to pay high rent for such an apartment when all you have in it is a TV, a chair and probably a mattress. It'd be wiser (and more eco friendly!) if you really have such a Spartan lifestyle to invest into an off grid tiny house at that point. (That may just be my bias tho cause I fricking love tiny houses)
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Snails Kiss 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I think they're mating. Shooting DNA at each other or however the hell snails mate.
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We know its filtered! 2 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Whatcha looking at, Smoothskin?
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Flip flap flappy let's keep this comment section clean 9 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I love how he's just vibing. Wish my nose made me that happy. But it's too good at smelling other people's bullshit lol
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The ACTUAL remedy to touch starvation... like a cat 6 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Join a Jiu Jitsu or MMA gym. It's just aggressive hugging and sometimes it's... strangely comforting? Especially if the person you're sparring with knows how to do a technique well, without being too brutal.
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Anon is not Italian 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Exactly this happens every few days in our apartment. I'm not an Italian or some kind of food snob but I just can't get over my boyfriend snapping spaghetti before cooking them. It's barbaric! If you don't want long pasta, make some penne or something!
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Just some old regular musical chairs 8 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Isn't it again the rules to move the chairs tho?
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Yeah!!!! 20 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
@xvarnah Same omg. Sometimes I accidentally hit my boyfriend for grabbing me from behind or something. It's just reflex, I can't help it.
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Education AND basic necessity?!?!? 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
True. I love being educated but I'd really like to learn a trade and make stuff with my hands. I find it absolutely marvellous how people can just create beautiful things out of some materials.
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A bit sus 47 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
@cakelover Sorry mate. I got fired up because I used to see famousone as a guy I disagreed with but respected his point of view, but now he's just feeding me these demonstrably false things and I'm realizing I never bothered to fact check when I saw his comments previously and I'm like, wait a minute, was he just bullshitting all this time? I'll stop now, leaving with a sense of disappointment but I guess I've learned my lesson lol
@famousone Yeh. Biden is bad. Obama was almost as bad. I'm not a partisan hack, I can admit that.
"Get over it" isn't a good response to being proven wrong, but okay, I'll let it go. Screaming "socialist!" at a centrist liberal is after all a popular pastime of US right wingers.
And I am for the US pulling out even if it makes oil more expensive in Europe, it's not worth the lost lives on either side. But blaming Europe for your warmongering is bs.
Anyhow, adios!
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A bit sus 47 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Is that all you have to say for yourself, that I'm saying nothing? You finally realized that I see through your bullshit and I won't just accept it as facts when it's clearly falsehoods that I can debunk with a few minutes of research, huh.
Yeah, war hawk Democrats are wrong and in the pockets of the war machine. Nobody's denying that, fuck those guys honestly. But those war hawks aren't left leaning, only in the american fucked up "spectrum" where anything to the left of center right is "literally socialists omg". Actual lefties are for pulling out and even gave Trump credit for doing that, unfortunately only to later realize it's just kabuki theater.
Europe's benefit? Nobody except for war profiteers benefits from instability in the region.
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A bit sus 47 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
And destroy the West? Iranian officials said they'd "destroy aggressors". Which was a reaction to the US sending troops there. Which for a sovereign nation is understandable. The US would probably not react peacefully and calmly either if Iran just decided to send troops there and steal some oil from Alaska on the way.
You want to fuck off? Then do, gladly. Do look after yourselves, y'know unless it's at the expense of someone else. Don't want to play by the rules, then don't play.
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