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Racial healthiest calm Sparrow 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
You could probably achieve the same (if not better) effect by buying some thrifted shorts and acid washing them (aka, spraying or dunking them in bleach – there are several techniques for different patterns so you could get creative with it instead of buying this premade shite)
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[Insert wizard swear] 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Potter Puppet Pals! Those were my childhood too. I never understood why they made Neville look like a condom but it was funny nonetheless.
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Pressed despairing emissary Newt 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Heck yeah, realistic mannequins, love that!
Moonwalking shopping 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I misread the title and thought it said "shoplifting". Which, honestly, now I'm curious if people would try that to trick/distract the employees.
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Scam alert! 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Don't we all
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Im just gonna leave that there 10 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Tip: if you get an error message while posting a comment (something like "an error occurred while posting the comment"), it most likely got posted anyway, you don't have to post it twice cause then it's gonna appear twice. I've seen it happen to many people, funsubstance has some bug that makes the error message show up even though the comment has been posted, it's weird and started happening somewhat recently. If you're worried that it didn't get posted and it's a long comment that you really don't want to rewrite, copy it and reload the page, so that if it really didn't appear, you can post it again.
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swine 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
That's a good point actually. If I recall correctly there was one episode where Phineas and Candace's mom had a flashback to a lame date with Doof but that was before Candace was born, and yeah I don't think implied cheating would be something they'd put in a kids' show, and it doesn't fit either character anyway.
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A Tree of 40 Stone Fruits 8 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
To be fair, Garrus is just objectively the best. I don't accept any other opinions lol.
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swine 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Yup, they're from a blended family. As far as I know Ferb's mother isn't revealed or mentioned in the show, idk about Phineas and Candace's father. There's a theory that Doofenshmirtz is Phineas's father because they have a similar head shape. Whereas Ferb has his dad's head shape.
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*mic drop* 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Calling the diet coup/insurrection "just some people walking around and stealing a podium" is like calling all the riots "people walking around, some of them maybe stole some stuff idk". Ignorant at best (especially considering that unlike the riots, this was premeditated and planned weeks in advance), maliciously dishonest at worst.
Anyway before anyone gets on my back about this, imo both are bad, I condemn both the riots and insurrection. That said, whataboutism doesn't really help the conversation move forward. The conversation was about one thing, saying "Yea? BUT what about this other thing!" doesn't really contribute anything of substance but tbh I don't even care, this is a comment section on a meme website, go off on whatever tangent you want.
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I ain't no idio..... Ooooo it cheap 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I mean, they wouldn't do it if it didn't work.
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Bear Feets 12 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Murder feetsies
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A Tree of 40 Stone Fruits 8 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
It's absolutely wild how you can attach another limb to a tree and it's just gonna be like "aight okay guess we're growing peaches now". I mean I guess you could do the same to a human provided the organ is fresh enough. But I played Mass Effect so I know where that's going.
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In the name of the father, son, and Heyyy Macarena 1 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Ha, reminds me of the scene in an older episode of the Simpsons where they're praying at the dinner table and Bart says something like "God, we bought all of this stuff ourselves so thanks for nothing"
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Writing down your dreams. What a weirdo 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
The Princess and the Frog but the princess is a toad who kisses a frog and he turns into a toad so now they're both toads. They sit on a leaf, lick each other's eyeballs and eat flies for the rest of their days. Happy end.
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In the Beginning there were Predictive Text Games 56 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
In the beginning the universe was a rich man I don't know if I can help in any way.
This has made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as I have a meeting at the church at the end of the day.
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That, uh, kinda makes sense? The rich man is God and the church is... Eh, okay it doesn't really make sense. But I saw The Devil All the Time yesterday so I sure as hell won't be meeting anyone at any church in the near future.
(The movie has a creepy priest in it, good movie btw, would recommend but probably not to the faint of heart)
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Im just gonna leave that there 10 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Or bring them to church, the same applies there.
(Oh man I'm gonna get cannibalized for this aren't I)
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Terraforming 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Don't forget Spore players lol
What am I saying, everyone forgot Spore.
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Oh damn it 16 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
The best dream I ever had was one in which I trained airbending and then flew around in the Avatar world. And yes it ended way too soon.
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Oh damn it 16 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
@dr_richard_ew For a few months i had this weird recurring dream where I "woke up" from a dream and walked around in "real life" but couldn't open my eyes. It was the weirdest thing ever. Luckily I don't get them anymore.
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Do be do be 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Do be do be do bah
Perry!
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World War IV will be fought with post-it notes, and Predictive Text Games 97 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Kinky. Until the point where it says I send you to people. Am I a human trafficker? Oh no.
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World War IV will be fought with post-it notes, and Predictive Text Games 97 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with the last one I sent you.
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The last what? Do I own weapons of mass destruction that I randomly send to people?
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I think my cream is trying to seduce me 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Looks like a headless RimWorld colonist lol
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There you have it 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Actually, drive as if there's a cake on your backseat would be kinda useful advice?
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