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Just New York things 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Having lived in an apartment owned by a grade-A asshole landlord who refused to fix moldy walls which were causing us health problems but still withholds our deposit because the bathtub was a little dirty, which wasn't even because of anything we did but because of rusty piping in the building which she also refuses to fix, I wouldn't even be surprised if this was real.
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Not sure 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Not to be judgmental but like who would even buy a $3000 shirt with holes in it??? They're not even nice, DIY distressed kind of holes, it's just ugly as hell.
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Zero Context #3 - Squish. That. Cat 6 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
The context is the Helpful Vancouver Vet YT channel. It's this awesome guy giving tips on how to care for animals, mainly cats. The squish part is from the video on how to handle/carry cats.
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Tis a big ol' place 6 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Always has been
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Cruella is just misunderstood 8 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Wow, I knew Disney were all for pandering to China but I guess they're really going for it if they're gonna portray animal cruelty as sympathetic lol
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Saw some dolphins in the North island of NZ. Was very luckily to capture this photo of 2 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I love how one is perfectly graceful and the other is a derp. Wonderful picture.
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Cruella is just misunderstood 8 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Yeah, I'm reading the post and I'm like, uh did I miss anything? I didn't see anyone trying to make her sympathetic. Like sure she's stylish but if her style comes at the price of murdering animals, she's nothing but despicable.
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Racial healthiest calm Sparrow 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
You could probably achieve the same (if not better) effect by buying some thrifted shorts and acid washing them (aka, spraying or dunking them in bleach – there are several techniques for different patterns so you could get creative with it instead of buying this premade shite)
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[Insert wizard swear] 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Potter Puppet Pals! Those were my childhood too. I never understood why they made Neville look like a condom but it was funny nonetheless.
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Pressed despairing emissary Newt 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Heck yeah, realistic mannequins, love that!
Moonwalking shopping 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I misread the title and thought it said "shoplifting". Which, honestly, now I'm curious if people would try that to trick/distract the employees.
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Scam alert! 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Don't we all
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Im just gonna leave that there 10 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Tip: if you get an error message while posting a comment (something like "an error occurred while posting the comment"), it most likely got posted anyway, you don't have to post it twice cause then it's gonna appear twice. I've seen it happen to many people, funsubstance has some bug that makes the error message show up even though the comment has been posted, it's weird and started happening somewhat recently. If you're worried that it didn't get posted and it's a long comment that you really don't want to rewrite, copy it and reload the page, so that if it really didn't appear, you can post it again.
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swine 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
That's a good point actually. If I recall correctly there was one episode where Phineas and Candace's mom had a flashback to a lame date with Doof but that was before Candace was born, and yeah I don't think implied cheating would be something they'd put in a kids' show, and it doesn't fit either character anyway.
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A Tree of 40 Stone Fruits 8 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
To be fair, Garrus is just objectively the best. I don't accept any other opinions lol.
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swine 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Yup, they're from a blended family. As far as I know Ferb's mother isn't revealed or mentioned in the show, idk about Phineas and Candace's father. There's a theory that Doofenshmirtz is Phineas's father because they have a similar head shape. Whereas Ferb has his dad's head shape.
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*mic drop* 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Calling the diet coup/insurrection "just some people walking around and stealing a podium" is like calling all the riots "people walking around, some of them maybe stole some stuff idk". Ignorant at best (especially considering that unlike the riots, this was premeditated and planned weeks in advance), maliciously dishonest at worst.
Anyway before anyone gets on my back about this, imo both are bad, I condemn both the riots and insurrection. That said, whataboutism doesn't really help the conversation move forward. The conversation was about one thing, saying "Yea? BUT what about this other thing!" doesn't really contribute anything of substance but tbh I don't even care, this is a comment section on a meme website, go off on whatever tangent you want.
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I ain't no idio..... Ooooo it cheap 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I mean, they wouldn't do it if it didn't work.
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Bear Feets 12 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Murder feetsies
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A Tree of 40 Stone Fruits 8 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
It's absolutely wild how you can attach another limb to a tree and it's just gonna be like "aight okay guess we're growing peaches now". I mean I guess you could do the same to a human provided the organ is fresh enough. But I played Mass Effect so I know where that's going.
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In the name of the father, son, and Heyyy Macarena 1 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Ha, reminds me of the scene in an older episode of the Simpsons where they're praying at the dinner table and Bart says something like "God, we bought all of this stuff ourselves so thanks for nothing"
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Writing down your dreams. What a weirdo 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
The Princess and the Frog but the princess is a toad who kisses a frog and he turns into a toad so now they're both toads. They sit on a leaf, lick each other's eyeballs and eat flies for the rest of their days. Happy end.
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In the Beginning there were Predictive Text Games 56 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
In the beginning the universe was a rich man I don't know if I can help in any way.
This has made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as I have a meeting at the church at the end of the day.
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That, uh, kinda makes sense? The rich man is God and the church is... Eh, okay it doesn't really make sense. But I saw The Devil All the Time yesterday so I sure as hell won't be meeting anyone at any church in the near future.
(The movie has a creepy priest in it, good movie btw, would recommend but probably not to the faint of heart)
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Im just gonna leave that there 10 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Or bring them to church, the same applies there.
(Oh man I'm gonna get cannibalized for this aren't I)
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Terraforming 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Don't forget Spore players lol
What am I saying, everyone forgot Spore.
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