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Boopin Toe Beans 6 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I love that his name is Queso lol. Little cheese kitty
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Not like this 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
You get loaded into a regular ambulance and wake up in this one.
Turns out you died and went to hell.
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To all the guys and gyals on funsub 16 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
@darkness_within wow that sounds so amazing. My local Middle Eastern grocery store doesn't stock dried rose petals though. Would maybe rose water be a good substitute? Or should I just go get them at a flower shop lol
To all the guys and gyals on funsub 16 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Ok but consider this: masala chai.
I make it at home, it's absolutely delicious.
2edgy4me 22 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Right??? People look at me like I'm weird for not liking it but like, it's just so painfully unfunny imho.
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Everyone loves a gender reveal party 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
As a non-American, for the longest time I thought these only existed in the Hallmark Extended Universe. It's such a strange concept for me lol, like why would you have a party, just post it on social media if you want people to know.
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Lollll 1 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
That CGI has not aged well lol
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Look what you’ve created, Fatima 8 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Ed...ward...
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Confused unga bunga people 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Bunga - unga = B????
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Medievalist thing 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
*squints at critics*
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I love this fact 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Hahahahahaha so Cyberpunk wasn't even the first case of CDPR blaming testers for their buggy game, lol!
They must have never watched Shrek 15 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Named by whom? His wife? I could probably name ten sexier bald men off the top of my head. No.1 of course being Shrek.
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Snape, Snape, Severus Snape... 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Ron, Ron, Ron Weasley
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Think people 2 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I didn't notice the Turning Point logo at first lol. It's just... *chef's kiss*
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Hoia Baciu Forest 25 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Oh heck yeah, now I totally want to go.
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It's depressing that I've seriously met people arguing this 1 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
"Leeaboos" lol
Pride pog 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I'm in on one condition: we get to visit Hades on the way. I've always wanted to pet Cerberos. Three good boys in one!
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*puts headphones on* 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Items with a frog theme I've learned about from the internet:
Froggy chair
Froggy hat
Froggy pendant
And now froggy phone!
Frogs are fashion icons.
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Pride pog 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Lil Nas X killed Satan, shouldn't the fundies be happy??? lol
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This Year for Easter The Easter Bunny brought Predictive Text Games 42 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
This year the Easter bunny brought me a basked filled with the last sentence with the word of god and also a bunch of pigeons that were painted to look like a medieval slave or something.
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This Year for Easter The Easter Bunny brought Predictive Text Games 42 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Thanks for the mention! Happy Easter everyone!
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Why only WW2? Let's expand it 40 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Today on Top Gear 1969, Richard attempts to get some sleep, James travels to the other side of the night in a bit, And I burn an entire day of the week to the ground with a broom
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Damn I can really relate to Richard,
(Using commas instead of periods because it keeps saying there's a url in the comment damnit)
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Not all elders are worth my respect 22 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
That's an interesting idea, it's true that people handle authority very differently. Some are fine, some turn into horrible dictators, and it'd be good to find that out about people before giving them a position of power. But I'm curious, what do you mean by measuring it though? How would we do it? Like a Stanford Prison Experiment kind of scenario?
Dark chocolate is the best in my opinion 8 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Yesss those are amazing. I also really like chocolate with yogurt and cornflakes filling.
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It‘s funny how you always 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
And then they send just a "K."
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