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Look how they massacred EVERYTHING 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
OLD GOOD NEW BAD
No it's not just my nostalgia! Why do you ask?
Peak performance body hair 1 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Ah yes, the virgin Bezos vs the chad Marx. A pretty apt comparison considering the fact that if Marx was alive today, he'd be going after Bezos's predatory business practices.
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Abandoned Churches 26 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Man, Shutter Island is such an underrated movie.
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Abandoned Churches 26 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
No groups bigger than 12? Would Jesus be offended that you have more friends than him or something?
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60 years ago today. Happy Yuri Gagarin Day! 2 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
A bit late but okay bot
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Plankton back at it 1 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
*Zooms in to their brains to reveal plankton inside, controlling them with two levers*
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And you will never be able to delete it 1 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Whose album is it this time then? Any bets?
Padfoot and Prongs got themselves in a bit of a mess 2 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I rather get the vibe that the dog is giving the deer the Samuel L. Jackson stare. Like "Don't try anything, Greg. Seriously, don't."
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Hercules attempting to give his cat a pill 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Wonderful guillotine technique in the last one. Not sure it'd work on a lion though, I feel like you'd get severely scratched. Idk though I've never fought a lion so I just hope Herc knows what he's doing.
Sorry it's not a 2012 meme 1 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I'm the perfect height for the belt loops on my pants perfectly aligning with doorknobs so I get stuck all the time.
Edit: also that rickroll tho
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Seems like it would be 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Remember kids: your age/2 + 7 = minimum, (your age - 7) x 2 = maximum.
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Howdy y’all 18 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Cats be like: Meowdy!
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Stay hydrated! This is a thread! 19 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Ah shucks, I could've even given you mine since I'm edgy and prefer my hair natural. You should take it up with your local The Left(tm) "leader", they must've just forgotten about you because we're all useless members of society. Which we're also single handedly capable of controlling and destroying. Huh.
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Stay hydrated! This is a thread! 19 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Which leaders lol, the leaders of left leaning parties of each individual country or the adrenochrome drinking globalist lizard people? Don't worry, as a leftist, I have those on speed dial. We all do, right between the social media account ban bot and Lucifer himself. It comes free with the hive mind. We also get a gift card to a hair salon to dye our hair a crazy color.
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Stay hydrated! This is a thread! 19 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Fair enough, everything in moderation eh?
Well I’m never gonna smile again 91 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
That time I got reincarnated as a slime with the lid on.
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Stay hydrated! This is a thread! 19 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Doesn't salt dehydrate, though? It's good for the functioning of the nervous system but you shouldn't consume too much of it either.
As for water intake, I too am guilty of drinking too little. I just don't feel thirsty and just sorta remember at the end of the day that I didn't drink almost anything the whole day. Then again I eat a lot of soups so that might in theory counteract it.
Stay hydrated! This is a thread! 19 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
"The left" huh I didn't know we were a hivemind monolith. I think it's okay to be white, does that make me right wing now? Shit, I guess I have to abandon all my principles and go suck some corpo dicks now.
(Disclaimer: I don't actually think all or even most right wing people suck corpo dicks. 'Twas but a quip on the whole hivemind monolith situation.)
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Yea, science!... Oh wait 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Ah, thanks, the comments were collapsed so I didn't notice.
"So far, multiple comments on the paper have pointed out potential issues in what one user dubbed a “fatally flawed paper” — such as the lack of a control group, the fact that Littman recruited study participants from allegedly biased websites, and only interviewed parents, not children or their clinicians." Hmm, yeah that could be the case. It could also be the case that people are nitpicking it because it doesn't follow the mainstream opinion. I'll read the full study linked in the article when I have some time on my hands, because it sounds like an interesting and important discussion to have.
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Yea, science!... Oh wait 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Maybe it was a badly done study? Small sample size, spurious correlation or other logical issues etc etc. I'd have to read it to decide. Anyone has the source?
Props for Emily spending a few thousand on a billboard for her husband to see 6 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I hope she put it right across from his work or something so all his colleagues would be thinking about whether it's him or not.
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Leave me alone 2 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
It's better for your mental health than always pretending to be happy and normal
It's just a meme, not a debate topic 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Tbh when I see someone using "females" like this, I just assume they're a sad incel, therefore there's no point in debating them, they won't change their mind anyway.
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It comes for us all! 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I usually hold my breath to stop the choking reflex and then cough it out quickly. I get the feeling you're not supposed to do that but it actually helps?
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You were my brother 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Me and my girl friends all do martial arts so we'd fight for that million and then split it
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