Ok but the real story of the Andes plane crash is so bonkers. Ask a Mortician has a pretty good video about it if you're interested. Or just Google it, idc.

Ok but cauliflower rice is a miracle though. It makes a great low-calorie + low-carb rice substitute. Just take some florets and either blend them or grate them on a cheese grater. You don't even have to cook it afterwards, just put it in the microwave for a bit. You can toss it in a pot or pan as well but you gotta be careful about not overcooking it, it gets mushy really quickly.

Electric toothbrushes are great for that.
Also mixing turmeric with coconut oil into a paste works as a natural whitener. I know, sounds like BS considering the color of turmeric is very bright orange, but it does work over time if you do it consistently, at least in my experience. Apply it (ideally using a different toothbrush than you normally use because it's gonna turn yellow soon), wait for five minutes, spit it out or swallow it, they're both harmless ingredients, and brush your teeth as usual. Do it once a day, you should notice changes after a few weeks.

"Unless you want me to come over and Tide-y your place up!" *sad ba-dum-tss*

Just wait until all the fundies realize Jesus didn't actually want them to act like authoritarian pricks.
What am I saying, they never will.

This would be a very nice argument if it didn't only address the strawmen you made in your head.

I think the point is to just not continue the tradition out of personal choice, not erase it altogether. Who knows how far back you'd have to go to continue with this logic.

I love that people are calling out this fake performative woke bullshit of these companies, especially when the same companies have all these skeletons in their closets. Case in point fashion companies tweeting #stopasianhate but their shit is made in China using unethical labor, including child labor.

*Palpatine voice* I love democracy

That's why when you use it to make milkshakes or smoothies with dairy (milk, yogurt) you have to cook the pineapple first! Otherwise it'll make the milk go very bitter.
It doesn't just break up meat proteins, it breaks up proteins. So you leave your yogurt smoothie in the fridge overnight and in the morning it's bitter as hell. Yes, I'm talking from experience.

It's always the ones you most expect.

Hey, we don't kinkshame here

Lol why is there a tennis racket in the girl's speech bubble? Are only girls allowed to play tennis?
(Yes, yes, I realize it's a mirror. But it only emphasizes the fact that gender roles are utter bullshit, doesn't it?)

Shouldn't it be oral? Y'know, since their mouths are open and... I'll see myself out.

Tesla isn't even that eco-friendly. The mining of heavy metals for batteries is terrible for the environment, and of course it is mostly done in China so it once again increases the West's dependency on a totalitarian country without human rights. And the batteries themselves don't usually last more than 10 years, unlike oil engines that, if taken care of properly, can go for decades. Not to mention the eco-friendliness of a Tesla heavily depends on where the country you're charging it in gets its power. If it's from renewable, eco-friendly sources, great. If it's from coal plants, not great.
Don't get me wrong, I'm no oil shill, I just think mining heavy metals to make batteries that won't last you more than 10 years isn't really the way to go, environmentally speaking. And for a long time I had a weird feeling about Tesla and Musk. It's like, more of a fashion company than a car company, in the same way Apple is more of a fashion company than a tech company. Y'know what I mean?