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Go ahead, add your own. I'll start- 28 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Now that's a good one
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woopsy 4 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Hahaha, meanwhile Peppa's lil sibling is totally unfazed. He/she/they (idk I've never seen the show) ain't bitch made.
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Fellas, Is Watching Straight p*rn Gay? 6 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
What if they're using toys? Fellas is seeing a d*ldo on screen gay since it looks like a d*ck?
Froggo Fun #475 - Me and the Boys Preparing to Raid Reddit after the Frog Ban 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
No mercy, no frogiveness!
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Lol 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Despite it being a joke it's a very good point actually haha
Believe it or not even 20kg makes a hell of a difference when wrestling/rolling with a person. They can suffocate you just by laying on your chest.
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The shade is real 2 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Yo but the McDonald's ice cream machine story is a real rollercoaster. Watch this video if you'd like to learn more /watch?v=SrDEtSlqJC4 it's like a full blown conspiracy.
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Geee thanks dad 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Oh man. thats gonna break when you apply the slightest bit of pressure
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Wait a minute 10 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
And later on cop simps will be like "b-but they smoked honey! They deserved it!"
Meet Dave, everyone 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I think it wouldn't even be lucrative to bet on that. We all know he will.
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They did, I checked 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Reddit moderators are flies confirmed.
Would explain why they're always so drawn to shit.
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Except their Twitter accounts 13 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I love that people are calling this fake woke BS out now, especially from megacorps that have a lot of skeletons in their closets. Something something symbolic victories something something Malcolm X, eh? People are finally realizing the companies are full of shit. Better late than never.
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Seems about right 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Ngl i don't even smoke, I actually hate that shit, but the necklace is kinda almost cool? Like, so camp that it loops around and becomes iconic.
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Six year olds are pretty scary, too 26 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
I asked only for examples, not baseless assumptions or ad hominems. For instance, how do you know the guy only expresses his advocacy this way? Maybe he's active in many other ways. Furthermore, I'm not the one dragging other shit into this, lol. Or gossiping on other posts like Regina George.
But have it your way. I suppose not everyone is always in the mood to engage the frontal lobe, I understand.
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Six year olds are pretty scary, too 26 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
There's a difference between the statement "all lives matter", something which I believe is the basis for human rights and common sense, and the All Lives Matter movement, which personally I've only ever seen reacting to BLM and trying to shut them up. I've never seen the All Lives Matter movement advocate for justice system or police reform or anything like it to prevent innocent deaths, only ever popping up when BLM does/says something. I believe the guy in the tweet was trying to point out that the All Lives Matter movement doesn't actually care about protecting lives, only about shutting up BLM, hence why they didn't talk about this poor boy at all. That said if you have any instances of ALM doing activism and advocating for improving the system, I'd love to see them and change my mind on the movement.
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Six year olds are pretty scary, too 26 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Well if the agenda is "cops shouldn't kill innocent people, least of all kids", then yeah, using a child killed by a cop as an example makes perfect sense.
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Making Hats For Snakes 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Only if he chooses a lil frog as his VP
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Happy Pride month corporations! 2 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Bonus points if that same company uses unethical labor or has other shady shit going on inside lol.
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I'm lazy 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Love how he took a break/nap in 04
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SpaceX suicide squad 7 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Damn so all the supervillain jokes were actually prophecies
Lookin at you Alexander the Great 3 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Ah yes the gal pals
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Good News. Terry Is Okay 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
We should throw a comeback party for Terry, he deserves it
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"Birthing People" 74 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Alright, famous. Bother making an actual substantive argument or are you just gonna armchair diagnose me here, clever pants?
Ah, why do I bother. I already know that you have nothing of substance to say.
"Birthing People" 74 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
No, kid. That's not the saddest thing here.
The saddest thing here is the two of you feeling so self righteous in your verbal fellatio and having no perception of the outside world or yourselves to the point you think you're in the right when your arguments have been nothing but ad hominems and fallacies. Read the thread again in a few hours when your hormones have calmed down, eh? Maybe you'll get some perspective.
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Lol 5 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Even funnier, the game is set in Victorian London. Y'know, the time of huge differences between classes, poor children starving in the streets... one would imagine that Assassins who work in the shadows wouldn't have a lot of rich friends who hold feasts everyday.
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"Birthing People" 74 comments
ewqua · 3 years ago
Since I've realized I can't get an actual honest argument out of y'all, I'm just joking/trolling around at this point.
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