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But why is this my exact thought process? 3 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
At this company I worked at a while back I was often told my emails are too stiff. Which is an understandable critique and I am aware that I'm really "no bs, no fluff, straight to the point" in my communication but tbh I simply can't do this fake interest small talk crap, let alone that "how do you do, fellow kids?" stuff that so many companies are doing nowadays. Idk if I'm old fashioned or the opposite, too much of a zoomer to fall for that cringy crap, but I just can't stand the fakeness.
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Peak Character design 2 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Stalin moustache + Brezhnev eyebrows = surprisingly wholesome character. It's like two wrongs making a right or something.
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Discord based 2 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Discord doesn't need ads. Because it earns money by selling your data to the CCP (:
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The original original gangster 2 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Of course he was cool, he had "chill" in his name!
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Say cheese 2 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Maybe they were sick and took some cough serum right before the shoot. Y'know, one of those that had heroin in them.
My world's on fire. How bout yours? 7 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
And they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming...
!Gamble all 7 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
A magician indeed. Wish I could bounce around like a ball.
Gaming the system 1 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
There's no way you can (legally) order that without a prescription... right?
... Right?!
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!Gamble all 7 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Dang I didn't know that about him. Mad respect.
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Works on other websites too 4 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Good call.
LaLa Land Experience 5 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Hahaha, yeah.
Also almond milk is gross. Oat milk for the win!
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Pixar eh? 15 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
That's probably for the best. The memes would've been hilarious though.
Pixar eh? 15 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Conservative nutjobs who claim that Hollywood pushes commie propaganda are gonna have a field day with that title.
I wonder if it was a deliberate joke on Disney's part because this kind of one sided outrage makes for good advertising?
A lot of girls watch Tokyo Revengers for the husbandos 5 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
I mean even if the anime guy was real, he'd probably look quite silly with that hairstyle and head tattoo.
Maybe not though. But I just feel like you can get away with a lot of silly looks in anime.
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Famous Viking Warrior was a Woman 10 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Ah, how I wish Christian barbarians didn't convert Europe and our societies evolved from Pagans. How different would the world be.
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It's not a book cheryl... 4 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
I'm guessing it's a manga (Japanese "comic book"), you read them backwards.
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Camera flash made the sheep look like Zombies 7 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Baaah-rains! Baaah-rains!
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Unfortunately those are very rare 6 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Thank you! And I wish all religious and spiritual people a nice evening as well.
Unless you're a fundamentalist who likes to shove their beliefs down everyone's throat and wants politics to conform to your beliefs even when it means taking away other people's rights. Then fuck you.
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orthodog 3 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Livin' the life
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I’m bipolar 4 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
I feel the same. I'm outwardly really nice and polite, probably excessively so haha, but sometimes I just have real asshole thoughts. Y'know, when someone is acting like an asshole or idiot I just judge them so hard. Same with the happiness part, it's not that everyone else is perfectly happy they just don't bother strangers about their problems.
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I did some pixel art for Halloween :D 10 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
The lil awkward face pumpkin on the right is the best!
Every night, brain why though 3 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
That's impossible to forget, as much as I want to.
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Nah, it'll be fine 5 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Yeah, fair enough. I try to be healthy but I'm not a fan of just chowing down on an apple or eating a bowl of berries, and a lot of people I know feel the same, they just don't think about the whole 5-a-day thing. I usually just trick my brain into wanting to eat lots of veggies and fruit by making something out of them and substituting unhealthy versions. Like making dehydrated veggie chips instead of fried potato chips, or having a fruity yogurt drink instead of a sugary milkshake, etc.
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Das me 3 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
Days? Ahahaha try weeks! *cries in adult*
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It's "skrimps." 21 comments
ewqua · 2 years ago
If there's a bug that's as delicious as shrimp, I might as well start eating bugs.
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