Well, the song (September by Earth, Wind & Fire) came out in 1978, so perhaps. I only found out about it from the French film Intouchables, otherwise I'd have no idea either.

At least he's not saltier than the ocean lol

Yeah it's been proven they fuck up your knees, hips and spine if you wear them every day, because of how your weight is shifted to the front and the different pattern of walking.
Like sure sometimes I wear them to some formal events (but mostly I just wear flats because I'm 5'10") but I'm really sorry for the women who think (or are told) that they have to wear them every day to work to look 'professional' or whatever.
That said, the same thing can definitely be said about men who have to wear suits to work even when it's scorching hot. Dehydration is already a serious thing that affects many people each year and when you sweat profusely for 8+ hours every day because you can't take off any layers, it's a recipe for disaster.

Ahaha I wish! Tbh I'm just happy the work culture has improved and employers don't force women to wear makeup and high heels to the office anymore, cause I hate both of those things.

Oh heck yeah. Epaulets, capes and kilts should totally be acceptable to wear outside.

I'm not from the US so I know almost none of those names, but that sounds like a really cool place to live. Except for Beth I guess. I googled her and she has them crazy eyes, lol.
I don't really live near anyone famous but my MMA coach likes to take us outside to run up this long flight of stairs Rocky style, in what is apparently an area where a lot of famous folks live (which you wouldn't guess by passing through, it's a slightly above average looking neighborhood really), and the frontman of a band that used to be huge in like the 90s-00s likes to watch us from his balcony. I've seen some other famous people in the area too but it's so weird seeing them irl because they don't look like they do on TV, so I kinda have to do a double take to confirm it's really them but also not stare too much because I don't want to look like a creep.

Yeah, property tax and property value can be real random sometimes. If you're lucky enough to have a store or school or whatever built near where you live, suddenly your property value goes up even if the house itself is a dilapidated hellhole that hasn't been remodeled in 50 years. And what do you a call a person that doesn't bother remodeling a falling apart property but banks on it being in a good location? A landlord! (Just kidding...but really only half-kidding. In my country the housing situation sucks and landlords are sucking the lifeblood out of everyone)

They haven't evolved for those millions of years because they're already perfect.
I'm surprised there isn't a religion worshipping them. Or if there is, sign me up!

Dang idk who's so salty about the tiny house movement to downvote me but whoever you are, get a goddamn life lol. Or maybe it's just my username that triggers some folks.

You probably offended some insecure sub lol

Nada interesante. ¿Y tu?
(I have no idea if that's even correct, I just started learning Spanish haha)

Tbh it is pretty interesting how women's periods will sync up when they live together. I mean it's nothing mystical, just good old hormones, but still.
And then again men have been making a morning wood boner wave around the world for centuries so that's pretty interesting too. And it sounds more connected to the ocean than wombs. Cause y'know, it's a wave.

A magician indeed. Wish I could bounce around like a ball.