Roll a d20 for intelligence 2 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
Hell yeah. My kind of guy.
*spends 5 hours making character*
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Edited 2 years ago
*spends 5 hours making character*
Whether you believe in God or not I think we can both agree with this 7 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
I originally wrote "mostly" before good things and bad things but I thought it'd be too wordy and people would get the gist of it regardless.
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Whether you believe in God or not I think we can both agree with this 7 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
Good people do good things, bad people do bad things, but it takes religious (and for that matter, any ideological) indoctrination for a good person to do bad things.
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Sentence is just a funny word for ransom 4 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
I've heard of fines being based off one's income and calculated as a percentage, so a millionaire could pay thousands of dollars for a speeding ticket. Sounds cool but I suspect it'll make those fuckers lie about their income even more than they do now.
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always 4 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
He was trying to play both sides so he'd always come out on top... Didn't work tho
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Mental issues mayhaps 1 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
I can quote the English to Chinese to English Google translated version of Star Wars. Where is that gonna put me? Mr. Speaker, he is for the big.
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Wake up, samurai 2 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
AYKSHUALLY it's called negging and it like totally works because the femoid brain is wired to want your attention and try harder if you point out her flaws! Trust me it works on aaaaall the femoids bro. No exceptions because they're obviously a telepathic hivemind and they don't actually have distinct personalities. Just look at them, reading their horoscopes! Stupid women, don't they know it's not based in real science? Anyway I'm a sigma male, that means I'm like so badass but not braggy. Are you an alpha or beta?
...No I don't wank into a sock, why are you asking?
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...No I don't wank into a sock, why are you asking?
Gonna get Freudian in here 2 comments
Demon Possession: Best Way to Start the Day 3 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
Accurate. Add to it the massive CRACK that happens every morning in my lower back and hip (my joints crack like I'm 70 lol) and people might think I really am possessed.
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That's some next level irony right there 5 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
Y'know somehow this makes a lot of sense.
That said, I think the real Satan would choose someone more competent than Confused Buffoon Putler to do his bidding.
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That said, I think the real Satan would choose someone more competent than Confused Buffoon Putler to do his bidding.
"I gots to tell da bors about dis!" 2 comments
Maybe I shouldn't eat a whole birthday cake by myself 1 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
Idk what Lin Manuel Miranda over there in the background has to do with it, but my condolences. The cake was worth it, I hope?
Raimi doing another Marvel movie 6 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
Ah, now that joke flew right over my head, I heard groovy and my mind instantly went to Austin Powers lol
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Raimi doing another Marvel movie 6 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
I meant cheesy but like in a good and funny way, if that's what groovy means then yes. I sometimes get these words confused and have to refer to urban dictionary lol
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Raimi doing another Marvel movie 6 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
Ha, well timed post, my boyfriend and I just had an OG trilogy Evil Dead marathon two days ago! Those movies are so cheesy lol
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Women wear strange clothes 1 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
I have one of those (well not this exact style but similar), they look cool with tank tops.
That said, the cat definitely wore it better.
That said, the cat definitely wore it better.
I mean what have they ever given to us? The Aqueduct? Yeah, they did give us that. Sanitation? And the roads, but those go without saying. Irrigation? Medicine? Education? Fair enough. And the wine.
Alright, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the freshwater system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?!