Potatoes! 1 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
Oh hey it's Eddy Burback
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Lifting is the best way to maintain your memory as you age 6 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
Ah, I wish I could do this but I've noticed that trying to focus on both the book and the workout makes me half ass both. In the end I don't feel as good about the workout and I don't remember much from the book.
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Thoughts on villains 4 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
How convenient, I just finished watching the new episodes of The Boys and this is spot on. There's been a lot of sympathetic non-villains on TV lately but the writers of The Boys really know how to make good villains.
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Smells like fragile masculinity to me 11 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
I think it's code for "bunch of chemicals you can't pronounce and honestly probably shouldn't be putting on your skin". But to be fair women's perfumes contain those too.
Side note: recently I found out you can make your own reed diffuser fragrance with just essential oils, baby oil, and a wee bit of rubbing alcohol or vodka, so that's pretty dope.
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Side note: recently I found out you can make your own reed diffuser fragrance with just essential oils, baby oil, and a wee bit of rubbing alcohol or vodka, so that's pretty dope.
Rollercoaster 4 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
Yup, that's 100% me in the future. "Wait did I plant sweet peppers or chillis here? Was the basil next to the mint? Uhhh whatever I'll just water everything." How my plants haven't died and actually appear to be thriving is a mystery to me.
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Dark 1 comments
Someone had a hole planet named after their an*s 8 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
Duh, no wonder he's not in the records, he didn't pay taxes to the authoritarian Romans occupying Judea!
I mean what have they ever given to us? The Aqueduct? Yeah, they did give us that. Sanitation? And the roads, but those go without saying. Irrigation? Medicine? Education? Fair enough. And the wine.
Alright, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the freshwater system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?!
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I mean what have they ever given to us? The Aqueduct? Yeah, they did give us that. Sanitation? And the roads, but those go without saying. Irrigation? Medicine? Education? Fair enough. And the wine.
Alright, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the freshwater system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?!
Roll a d20 for intelligence 2 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
Hell yeah. My kind of guy.
*spends 5 hours making character*
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*spends 5 hours making character*
Whether you believe in God or not I think we can both agree with this 7 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
I originally wrote "mostly" before good things and bad things but I thought it'd be too wordy and people would get the gist of it regardless.
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Edited 2 years ago
Whether you believe in God or not I think we can both agree with this 7 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
Good people do good things, bad people do bad things, but it takes religious (and for that matter, any ideological) indoctrination for a good person to do bad things.
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Sentence is just a funny word for ransom 4 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
I've heard of fines being based off one's income and calculated as a percentage, so a millionaire could pay thousands of dollars for a speeding ticket. Sounds cool but I suspect it'll make those fuckers lie about their income even more than they do now.
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always 4 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
He was trying to play both sides so he'd always come out on top... Didn't work tho
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Mental issues mayhaps 1 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
I can quote the English to Chinese to English Google translated version of Star Wars. Where is that gonna put me? Mr. Speaker, he is for the big.
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Wake up, samurai 2 comments
ewqua
· 2 years ago
AYKSHUALLY it's called negging and it like totally works because the femoid brain is wired to want your attention and try harder if you point out her flaws! Trust me it works on aaaaall the femoids bro. No exceptions because they're obviously a telepathic hivemind and they don't actually have distinct personalities. Just look at them, reading their horoscopes! Stupid women, don't they know it's not based in real science? Anyway I'm a sigma male, that means I'm like so badass but not braggy. Are you an alpha or beta?
...No I don't wank into a sock, why are you asking?
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...No I don't wank into a sock, why are you asking?
Gonna get Freudian in here 2 comments
