Yes. Damn, this is accurate.

I think eclecticanecdotes just read his last name and assumed he was a gay man.

My Polish is very rusty (read: I can only understand some of it because it's somewhat similar to my mother tongue) but I think the name of the textbook is "Volatile chemistry", and the leaf in the corner says New Era. So it seems like one of those "new, modern, hip with the kids" kind of textbooks which is awesome. They're either funny or cringy, in which case it usually ends up being perfect meme material and the levels of cringe overflow so much it loops back into being funny.

Most of them would be "Look at this cat!" as I send my boyfriend a pic or video of a cute cat

Retirement? What retirement?

Tunak Tunak Tun
Tunak Tunak Tun
Tunak Tunak Tun
DA DA DA

And sadpilled

I guess I'm just not into team sports in general. I'm a martial arts fiend so I much prefer watching a fight and seeing the techniques they come up with.
That said, hockey is infinitely cooler than for instance soccer where the players trip and pretend to be hurt every two minutes lol.

Not big on birdwatching myself, but gardening, now that's my jam.

Hmm, did he ever burn down any homes? It's been a while since I read the book.

Marbled buttocks

• •

As a kid I had a huge crush on this guy since I saw him in The Mummy. Glad to see him back after all the bullshit he's gone through with his asshole ex-wife.

Idk maybe I'm weird and taking this feminism thing too seriously but I'd 100% get drafted if my country was invaded.

Hmmm, wasn't there a study that showed that cognitive dissonance, or more specifically proving to someone that their own two beliefs are contradictory, caused visible stress in the brain? Obviously there are caveats, "increased activity in the brain" doesn't necessarily equal pain, and cognitive dissonance is not the same as just hearing an opposing viewpoint but it can be a consequence of that.
That said I'm definitely not advocating for sheltering people from opposing viewpoints. On the contrary, cognitive dissonance is a feeling and like any other feeling it can be gotten used to, and the more people talk about stuff the less jaded they'll be when they disagree. Going out of your comfort zone and discussing stuff is healthy, echochambers are not.

Judging by the slashes, that bear REALLY likes thighs. That's fair, everyone has preferred cuts of meat.

Seriously, the extent to which people just don't give a shit baffles me. And not just underpaid government workers, there was this small company I used to work at that used "Admin123", or at most "[Company Name]123" for all their internal systems and databases.

The owner of the company my boyfriend works at recently gave an interview to Forbes where he said he gave a blanket 5% raise to all employees to combat inflation.
Neither my boyfriend nor any of the colleagues he spoke to got such a raise.

Not gonna lie, that would be hilarious

"English is a difficult language"
*laughs in Chinese, French, Icelandic, all Slavic languages and many more*