Ah, don't worry. There'll be other occasions for a well-placed sausage joke. lol

Wow, I was about to say something about chopped sausages in relation to the sausage-centered food in Germany (of course with a twist), but @mialinay topped that again. Now I have several ideas concerning jokes about my dick, but honestly, that comment has hit me.
Just for you, my wonderful German cofunsubster, I will leave you this bonmot about the problem of too long dicks, which I had to learn during my apprenticeship as a carpenter:
Säge und Schwanz benutzt man ganz.

Oh sorry, did I say that loudly :D

So, if we're starting this, I'd rather eat cold cheese than drink cold red wine

Pipes and pumps. That's how we treat it.
If it's possible to transport oil in pipelines... meh, anyway

That is a clear exaggeration then. Water coming from a spring in the mountains may need some filtering, but for sure you can simply drink it without chemical treatment. Same for industry-free lakes or ponds.

And this is what capitalism looks like. A fair and easy agreement to do some good to the world is ceased for minor profit increase by companies already swimming in cash.

TL/DR
Main thing is that people understand that "best before" doesn't mean "poisonous from"

So a plastic container, that needs like 100 years to disintegrate, will blow up after a year?
And I don't know how this is legally treated where you live, but here it's always the goods. A can doesn't dissolve in 18 months, honey jars will be there long after I've passed and that plastic bucket for the salt will be as new when our children find it.

In 1962 a European consortium of bulb- and headlamp-makers introduced the first halogen lamp for vehicle headlamp use, the H1. Shortly thereafter headlamps using the new light source were introduced in Europe. These were effectively prohibited in the US, where standard-size sealed beam headlamps were mandatory and intensity regulations were low. US lawmakers faced pressure to act, due both to lighting effectiveness and to vehicle aerodynamics/fuel savings.[8][9] High-beam peak intensity, capped at 140,000 candela per side of the car in Europe,[10][11] was limited in the United States to 37,500 candela on each side of the car until 1978, when the limit was raised to 75,000.[12][13] An increase in high-beam intensity to take advantage of the higher allowance could not be achieved without a move to halogen technology,[12] and so sealed-beam headlamps with internal halogen burners became available for use on 1979 models in the United States. -Wikipedia on headlights. Check your facts.

Ha!