Anyone can drink 2 comments
flyingoctopus
· 4 years ago
Those sneaky rats are up to something
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Steady crash 7 comments
flyingoctopus
· 4 years ago
"Their vitals have been at a constant 0 for over 5 hours! I say we did a good job."
"Do you even have a medical license?'
"I don't need a piece of paper to tell me I'm a people-helper!"
"You don;t even work here do you?"
"Nope, They fired me after I stole patients blood and souls!"
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"Do you even have a medical license?'
"I don't need a piece of paper to tell me I'm a people-helper!"
"You don;t even work here do you?"
"Nope, They fired me after I stole patients blood and souls!"
Armin Tamzarian 6 comments
flyingoctopus
· 4 years ago
SKINNER: [YAWN] Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all, I'm pooped.
CHALMERS: Yes, I should be- Good Lord, what is happening in there!?
SKINNER: Aurora borealis?
CHALMERS: Uh- aurora borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?
SKINNER: Yes!
CHALMERS: May I see it?
SKINNER: No.
SKINNER'S MOTHER: Seymour, the house is on fire!
SKINNER: No, mother—it's just the northern lights!
CHALMERS: Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say... you steam a good ham.
SKINNER'S MOTHER: Help! Help!
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CHALMERS: Yes, I should be- Good Lord, what is happening in there!?
SKINNER: Aurora borealis?
CHALMERS: Uh- aurora borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?
SKINNER: Yes!
CHALMERS: May I see it?
SKINNER: No.
SKINNER'S MOTHER: Seymour, the house is on fire!
SKINNER: No, mother—it's just the northern lights!
CHALMERS: Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say... you steam a good ham.
SKINNER'S MOTHER: Help! Help!
Armin Tamzarian 6 comments
flyingoctopus
· 4 years ago
SKINNER: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers!
CHALMERS: I thought we were having steamed clams.
SKINNER: D'oh, no. I said steamed hams! That's what I call hamburgers!
CHALMERS: You call hamburgers "steamed hams?"
SKINNER: Yes. It's a regional dialect!
CHALMERS: Uh-huh... uh, what region?
SKINNER: Uhh... upstate New York?
CHALMERS: Really? Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams."
SKINNER: Oh, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression.
CHALMERS: I see. [beat] You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
SKINNER: Oh ho ho ho... no, patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe.
CHALMERS: For steamed hams?
SKINNER: Yes.
CHALMERS: Yeah, so you call them "steamed hams" despite the fact they are obviously grilled.
SKINNER: Ye- hey- you know, the- one thing I should- excuse me for one second.
CHALMERS: Of course.
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CHALMERS: I thought we were having steamed clams.
SKINNER: D'oh, no. I said steamed hams! That's what I call hamburgers!
CHALMERS: You call hamburgers "steamed hams?"
SKINNER: Yes. It's a regional dialect!
CHALMERS: Uh-huh... uh, what region?
SKINNER: Uhh... upstate New York?
CHALMERS: Really? Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams."
SKINNER: Oh, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression.
CHALMERS: I see. [beat] You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
SKINNER: Oh ho ho ho... no, patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe.
CHALMERS: For steamed hams?
SKINNER: Yes.
CHALMERS: Yeah, so you call them "steamed hams" despite the fact they are obviously grilled.
SKINNER: Ye- hey- you know, the- one thing I should- excuse me for one second.
CHALMERS: Of course.
Armin Tamzarian 6 comments
flyingoctopus
· 4 years ago
CHALMERS: Well, Seymour, I made it... despite your directions.
SKINNER: Ah, Superintendent Chalmers! Welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!
CHALMERS: Uhh...
SKINNER: [gasp] Oh egads, my roast is ruined! But what if... I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? [to himself] Oh ho ho ho ho... delightfully devilish, Seymour!
CHALMERS: Uh-
[cue song]
Skinner with his crazy explanations,
The superintendent's gonna need his medication,
When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations,
There'll be trouble in town tonight!
[end of song]
CHALMERS: Seymour!
SKINNER: Superintendent, I was just, uh... just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me?
CHALMERS: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
SKINNER: Uhh... no! That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having! Mmm... steamed clams! [beat] Ooh...
[a few moments later]
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SKINNER: Ah, Superintendent Chalmers! Welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!
CHALMERS: Uhh...
SKINNER: [gasp] Oh egads, my roast is ruined! But what if... I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? [to himself] Oh ho ho ho ho... delightfully devilish, Seymour!
CHALMERS: Uh-
[cue song]
Skinner with his crazy explanations,
The superintendent's gonna need his medication,
When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations,
There'll be trouble in town tonight!
[end of song]
CHALMERS: Seymour!
SKINNER: Superintendent, I was just, uh... just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me?
CHALMERS: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
SKINNER: Uhh... no! That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having! Mmm... steamed clams! [beat] Ooh...
[a few moments later]
I'm a Naruto runner. What are you? 18 comments
Me too Bob, me too... Miss you man 5 comments
flyingoctopus
· 4 years ago
Bob Ross was the most wholesome dude. None can best him and that's okay. Mr. Rogers is a close second.
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All bets are off, shitposting to hell 3 comments
I'm a Naruto runner. What are you? 18 comments
Like this post as a 'Woah' button 7 comments
flyingoctopus
· 4 years ago
I say Fuckin' Zoinks a lot. It used to be ironic but now... I'm not so sure...
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We weren't expecting special forces 4 comments
51 memes are all there is now 17 comments
flyingoctopus
· 4 years ago
Good thing we have more runners than they have guns. And let's not forget about the Rock Throwers.
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51 memes are all there is now 17 comments
Guess ill die 3 comments
flyingoctopus
· 4 years ago
Show the hitman. He will get embarrassed and leave. It works 200% of the time.
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51 memes are all there is now 17 comments
flyingoctopus
· 4 years ago
Our Naruto Runners can move faster than light bro, with no adverse effects. Their job is to bring the Kyles into punching range.
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Longing nosy Crow 5 comments
flyingoctopus
· 4 years ago
This was tweeted around the time of the presidential race and it seems so odd that people initially thought it was a parody account.
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Since today would've been his 44th birthday 6 comments
flyingoctopus
· 4 years ago
This is a tribute of sorts to Stephan Karl Steffenson who played the character Robbie Rotten from LazyTown. He gained fame during the We Are Number One phase and died last year after a struggle with cancer.
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You have become the very thing you swore to destroy 4 comments
flyingoctopus
· 4 years ago
I heard about this, apparently a whole bunch of interracial performers just refused to play there.
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THEY CAN'T GET US ALL 7 comments
flyingoctopus
· 4 years ago
"I nevae thoot I'd die fightin' side-by-side with a rednek"
"How 'bout side-by-side with a pardner"
"Aye. I coould do that laddie."
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"How 'bout side-by-side with a pardner"
"Aye. I coould do that laddie."
