Remember that you're the sperm who won

My half-brother is an aerospace engineer. :)

That you up ahead, my You at least, is the best. He's a honest kid who keeps his word and dreams joining the U.S Armed Forces. I'm glad that one won. I hope I stay glad.

Coke originally had cocaine in it... Being it back I say

Blimey, the Doctor pops up everywhere!

Sorry, but, judging from the title, this was supposed to be inspirational and shit, but now you've just made me feel like I'm NOT any of those things and I CAN'T be them, because they aren't ME.

Inb4 you forget the Serial killer, the president who causes WW3, the psychopath, the embezzler, and the guy in a trench coat who watches mlp and sells shrooms to grade 5ers.

This made me feel better :)

Again you are the last sperm- you let the other sperm break through the egg