For my first post I would like to thank the creators of the Internet

Thank you so much guys for the countless of unfinished assignments.

Praise their holy names.

KAAAAAHHHHNNNN!

Now I kahn cerf the Internet!

60 percent of the internet is porn

False. The internet was invented by Al Gore in his basement. Much like Global Warming, but that was in his bedroom. Without his wife.

What noble and great men. Without them we'd all be in an asylum

You forgot Al Gore...

Woah. I think I just..... I found the comment. The comment that later turned into a post. Wow.