~"Would you like a chocolate?"
~I have ice cream and I can stair-step like no other
~Did you fall from Tennessee? Because you're heaven.
~"hey, can you help me find something?
"Sure, whatcha looking for?"
"Your number"
~"I like your hair."
"I like your face."
If there is anyway I can help with your investigation please tell because I will do anything I can. Umm satan can I please have a tea hot strong and black please.
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· 10 years ago
Oh my God Ferretlover your a genius! Of course! Why didn't I think of it!? Thank you!
*taps mike* Hello, users. What you have just read was a role play that started with a pick-up line. I'd like to thank Satan and Ferret, both good friends. Thank you ladies and gentlemen. And good night. *stage goes dark*
Hell fucking yes bro that was smooth! But hey I got some.
hey do you got a map cause I'm lost in ur eyes.
Are you are sharpie cause you are extra fine.
Are you google chrome because your everything I've been searching for.
And lastly:
Are you a beaver cause damn!
But thatoneguy yours was very appropriate.
Are you from Tennessee? Because I want to make out with your face.
Lets Race! On your mark... Get set... Suck my dick.
Whats that smell? Oh yeah, it smells like I'm going to get you pregnant.
Here's one not to use: "I fucked anon three times, but it wasn't that great." Never use that when you're five minutes into a date because itll hurt for months after...
Hey girl, I really like your legs. I think I'll call this leg thanksgiving and this one Christmas. I was wondering if I could visit you between the holidays ;)
Got it from Kingsley...
~I have ice cream and I can stair-step like no other
~Did you fall from Tennessee? Because you're heaven.
~"hey, can you help me find something?
"Sure, whatcha looking for?"
"Your number"
~"I like your hair."
"I like your face."
I like you
ABORT THE MISSION
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*stares and cries*
CREATORS! SHOW YOURSELVES!
hey do you got a map cause I'm lost in ur eyes.
Are you are sharpie cause you are extra fine.
Are you google chrome because your everything I've been searching for.
And lastly:
Are you a beaver cause damn!
But thatoneguy yours was very appropriate.
Lets Race! On your mark... Get set... Suck my dick.
Whats that smell? Oh yeah, it smells like I'm going to get you pregnant.
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My pickuplines aren't only thing that sucks.
'Uh?'
'Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.'
*gasps and faints*
*dundunndunnn*
Whatever we can be friends. XD
Because you're giving me a footlong
Got it from Kingsley...