How to make friends on the public bus

I'd definitely say something if a jazzy whale places its giant head on my lap.

Like,"this cruise in Louisiana was a mistake."?

What if it's a chick?

Chicks can gargle balls, too. `I'm not about to give those feminazis any more ammunition. (unless it's my meat missile)

I never realized how much of classy guy you are mgoveia.

I try. :D