Don't cry while chopping onions

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deleted · 11 years ago · FIRST

I wear swimming goggles when I chop onions

guest · 11 years ago

I wear a gas mask

lykashii · 11 years ago

If you don't chop off the root, you don't cry. Cut from the top and then leave the bottom the hell alone : 3

usernameistaken · 11 years ago

But then you eventually get to the bottom :(

lykashii · 11 years ago

If when you get to the bottom, you just cut around the middle of the bottom, you should be fine. It's the root, the middle bit, that does it.

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partychicklolkj · 11 years ago

Chewing gum while chopping onions helps you not to cry. (just so you know)

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felixo77 · 11 years ago

Anyone else suddenly start smelling onions?

guest · 11 years ago

Shrek is coming. You better run.

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usernameistaken · 11 years ago

Put the onion in the freezer 15 minutes prior to cutting. Bam!! no tears

guest · 5 years ago

WEAR A GAS MASK

suphobo · 11 years ago

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