Excuse me sir,

#justaustralianthings

Now boarding the nope-train to fuckthatville!!

QUICK! FLUSH IT BACK DOWN!

On the bright side no need to go to any pet store

Imagine it slithering up your ass. Now burn your thoughts.

I just stopped thinking about snakes coming out of the toilet, and somebody put this photo! Just great!

Oh, look a snake lets take pictures, instead of burning the fucking house down to kill that beast!!!!

*drops m80 and flushes*

This was my biggest fear as a kid after watching HP chamber of secrets. I would always flush last and then bolt out of the bathroom in case the snake was angry and would go after me.

NOPE.

Oh. Hello, there. Wasn't expecting a guest.

I thought it was a shit

Wow that's a big shit.

And people, that's why I check in the toilet before I sit down....

Not some you wanna see while setting on the toilet

I'm scared that this can actually happen because I'm Australian, and I'll never go to the toilet again

What the fawhhk

Is that a penis snake?

Who shit that thing out??

Why are they not wearing shoes?!?

Never shitting again