Then and now

Controversial as fuck

More like: I hope I'm not being annoying by asking for extra ketchup with my happy meal.

I've still kept that goal

Just one of the wonderful things that children are better at than adults. If only more of us could hold on to that.

Me now: I hope nobody will ask me to drink or smoke because I'm sick and tired of telling them I don't do any of this shit over and over again.
Seriously, it's annoying. You drink? Okay. You smoke? Fine. But don't be so damn surprised when I say I don't and please don't try to talk me into it.