HOW DOES THIS THING WORK

ITS ATTACKING ME!!!!!!

Guy: "Sh*t sh*t sh*t SH***T"

SHATNER

what infomercial shopping network thinks this is how people use measuring tapes?

Dang flabbit!

I've said it once and I'll say it again: I LOVE INFOMERCIALS.

*informertual* " are you sick and tired of those hard to handle tape measures"? Well lucky for you we have a special limited t.v offer when you.........