Me, when I'm talking & no one listens.

I think I've said this before but what I like to do is as sewn as I notice someone tuning out I start to tell nonsensical, strange, dirty or shocking stories just to see there reaction or how long it takes them to notice. It's a good way to get people's attention and some laughs.

like all the time...

Me when someone thinks his obviously wrong statement is right -_-

PHILLIP DEFRANCO!!!!