And I'm not even in law enforcement

I could see myself being this person but no one calls me let alone butt dials me

Someone butt dialed me and i got a lecture on eating m&ms seductively for ten min straight before i told her wrong number

I just listen to be nosey

Wow I'm gonna start doing this o_o

Last year my boyfriend at the time accidentally buttdialled me, and he was at the mall with a friend(a girl, but I'm not the jealous type) and he told me they were going to the mall to look for jobs, and they had some free time and were trying on t shirts from a store, and all I hear in the voicemail he accidentally is "it's too tight! I can't fit!" And lots of grunting, and panting at the end. Needless to say it was the best butt dial I've ever had

I once butt dialled 911 while I was having alone time