When I was a kid I thought a light sabre would be cool because I could fight bad guys and stuff. Now I'm an adult and I still like the idea of fighting bad guys but mostly I think about using one to easily trim bushes and trees and stuff. Hours I've spent trimming hedges and sh*t when if I just had a light sabre it'd be buzzzz, whizzzzz, done.
*starts babbling bullshit*