I agree, her kids suck

Well....That's awkward

Maybe next time she'll make it to her room.

Obviously a quick birth woman

"You deserved it" 2160 times? What is wrong with these people?

I was born on my moms bedroom floor. I can stand where I was born

Lmaooo I'm laughing so hard right now

My sister's friend was born on a table...

I was born in a bathtub, and my brother was born in a pool

Her vagina doubles as a slip 'n slide!
ba-dum-tss!