If you know what I mean... ;)

I get it

I get it

I only go down if she keep the grass cut.

Lol so true

I think it's the other way around

God, this is why I've stopped dating. It's ridiculous for me to cut down my luxurious terrace jungle every time I get in a relationship.

I'm very sure it's the other way around as guest said above.

Nast

You know why public hair is curly?
So it doesn't poke you in the eye.

WOAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.