Hell yeah!

Or things got so f*cked up, they swore, "Never again."

I don't know why if feels so good to be lastbornrace
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I'm Middleton. Feelsbadman.jpg

Or the oldest is just so damn brilliant and they want to recreate it

I'm an only child so I guess I was perfect from the get go.

Or they gave up trying to replicate the greatness of the first born

*The last mistake.

My mom said "fuck that never again" because she broke her tailbone last time.

Actually, my little sister was an accident. ; )

Fuck I'm the oldest

Or they were so happy with there first kids they decided to Have another child but then the last born came and they were so disappointed they swore to never risk having a baby that is not as perfect as the first borns

Mine got it right the first time

Uhm... I am the lastborn in my family (my Sister and my brother are actually maybe... 15 years oder than me) So... I don't know man, I think I was more an accident xD

this made me so jealaous of my newborn sister

that is not true the first one was so perfect they wanted to do it again

God dammit, I'm middle child 0.5

But I wasn't supposed to be the last child :,(

My mum just ran out of eggs

What have you been drinking tonight? Love Mom!