In my perfect world

And Wall-E slowly becomes real

The rubbish bin would be closer in mine

The perfect world, but then you have to pee

I see the cute lil fs box

These already exist and are for sale if you have an extra $50k laying around:
http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/ultimate-computer-station

And then you get fat

*gets all comfortable* oh shit... I have to pee

I would need a plug for pooping

this would make my life complete

Where is the fridge WHERE IS THE FRIDGE

Where's my gym? Can't do it without my gym!

The cat give paw-jobs right?

HER FEET ARNT COVERED ITS NOT PERFECT!!!

Is that box friend

or oR OR
WITH ALL THIS STUFF THAT IS BEING INVENTED WE COULD HAVE SCIENTISTS FINALLY HAVE A CURE-TYPE THING FOR OBESITY AND THEN WE COULD BE SLUGS.

How is she not fat

This "perfect world" also leads to obesity