They're just too nice to use

Have you had some experience sir?

Yeah I got a lot of friends that have bougie parents and I'll use this method instead of wasting paper towels or having to dry my hands on that one towel that literally everyone else has also used after doing the do

Except now everyone will use the back of the towel

Strange. You claim to have a degree, yet you have "a lot of" friends who apparently live with their parents, whose homes you frequent with their "burgeois" towels. That sounds more like a situation a high schooler would find themselves in.