Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Loki Laufeyson and that girl that your hitting on? She is my wife. That means you either lay off, or get your eyeballs ripped from your skull. Good day sir.
Did you know that the 4th of july is also on the same day as when America gained independence from Great Britain? History is so crazy omg. (Happy 4th of july!)
When my grandparents were born, in Ukraine, their day of birth was rounded to a certain number (day) on their certificate, so my grandparents' birthdays ended up being January, May, February, and July first. Not actually their birthday. And they don't know their real birthday other than it's in that month or the last few days of the last
I'm seriously blushing right now. That never happens to ME.