You seriously couldn't come up with a better name?

or TV stand

Or Hand Dryer.

Or Bath room. Or hat stand.

Window Frame

Hey, at least these names make sense.
Who the hell thought of "frog"? Or, "lamp".
I think fire place trumps them all in terms of obviousness though...

It used to be called a hearth but we dumbed it down

Hey, it could've been Heaty Hole

it should be called the flame chamber

Teaspoon

hearth